Dear Santa............

......we here at ragezone have been very good kids over the year so we shoud get a lot of presents. In this way we can gather up all the request of the users here and send it to you for our dreams to come true. So dear Santa please read this thread and give us what we want for xmas.

I would like a..
..Dildo which i can share with the guys in amsterdam (maybe even more :clap:)
..New laptop not to lag ingame
..New bodykit for my cars (yes i got more then 1)
..some cash but really not much around 5k euro will do.
..Clothes
..PS3

^^mine
example how to write up for santa.:

Short greeting max 4 lines.
like hai there
bla
bla
bla bye lil Jimmy

Present list .
I would like a...
.. car
.. house
..dildo with a remote

If i am not mistaken in the new age Santa also accepts requests in mails. So on the 22nd of DEC i will send all the gathered requests there

large tub of anal lube
horse shaped dildo
a slave
a cookie
and that special someone (he knows who he is)

1) 2 bags of

Hi Santa. I was a really good boy so i'd like to get:
Fleshlight,
Carriage of black condoms,
Asian maid,
Pie,
New PC,
New mobile.

KTHXBAI
Little Greg.

I wasn't a good boy so... Bag those coals and drop em on to meh >_>

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Originally Posted by Wloczykij

Hi Santa. I was a really good boy so i'd like to get:
Fleshlight,
Carriage of black condoms,
Asian maid,
Pie,
New PC,
New mobile.

KTHXBAI
Little Greg.

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Doesn't someone need to get laid.

k ill read it

i'll see what i can do for u guys


but if i find out if u have been naughty !!!

A big bag of weed
A big Water Pipe
Food for the Munchies
A big big pillow to hug and drool
Wake up in a place with a swiming pool and a lot of sun and have fun with friends.

Big Bag of Money

Asian girl
iMac
*Give me brains to be able to make my Mac OS X Leopard work on my desktop PC*
2 cm + of cock

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Originally Posted by LoveGod

Asian girl
iMac
*Give me brains to be able to make my Mac OS X Leopard work on my desktop PC*
2 cm + of cock

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i seriously lold

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Originally Posted by LoveGod

Asian girl

2 cm + of cock

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Asian Girl indeed.
lol.

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Originally Posted by Dios

A big bag of weed
A big Water Pipe
Food for the Munchies
A big big pillow to hug and drool
Wake up in a place with a swiming pool and a lot of sun and have fun with friends.

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What a coincidence, I got the same list!
Well plus enough money to never work again.

bigger dick

mu online serwer files plx plx plx santa!!!!111

hi santa its mofothief here and i have been so good pleasing your mother i think i easily deserve that you make it easier for me to leave her home also a the fallowing games would be nice...
super smash bros brawl
metal gear solid 4
a good DDR game
pokemon titanium
some crazy ass asian game that makes no sense (wario ware: smooth Moves)
and possibly a PC that can play crysis with 0 lag

Dear Santa,
Please cut the fucking crap this year, it just isn't funny when you hide my stuff.... I Mean, come on, the car in the bathroom was just (How the fuck you do that? :S) too far! Ok this year i want:

A New Comp
Games
Porn
Clothes (Not leather :P)

And just other shit :)

I was a really really good boy this year, and I want is:

1) A promotion for my brain. (It's getting DUMB~!!)
2) Nintendo DS
3) R4 for Nintendo DS. (It's a type of memory chip.)
4) Everyone to be happy and to be having fun over December and Christmas. xD

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Originally Posted by Rishwin

Doesn't someone need to get laid.

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fleshlight will be better than dildo. i don't like my ass being stuffed with such things lol
and asian maid? lol why not? xD even if my chick won't be happy =P

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Originally Posted by Wloczykij

fleshlight will be better than dildo. i don't like my ass being stuffed with such things lol
and asian maid? lol why not? xD even if my chick won't be happy =P

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make that 2 the more the marrier and fuk the chick she will bare to live and share with them xD

Let's DDOS Santa Claus.

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Originally Posted by Rishwin

Doesn't someone need to get laid.

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my hands works wonders until I care to look for someone who likes my hobbies.

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Originally Posted by The_Gatekeeper_

my hands works wonders until I care to look for someone who likes my hobbies.

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care to share? ;)

he is mine :-P

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Originally Posted by Flawz

Let's DDOS Santa Claus.

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agreed