[FakeVirus] HarmFul Virus~~

Things like this has been posted before, but people ask how do you make fake viruses to tease your friends/family.

Well here's one my buddy made and gave to me so I'll share this simple code w/ you.

Open notepad and put this in it

PHP Code:

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@echo off
:hack
echo Harmful Hack!!
gotohack 


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Save that as something.bat

eg. harmfulhack.bat

It has to be saved as .bat. It really doesn't do anything lol. This is a screenshot of what it looks like when you click it, lolz.

http://dump.stoleyour.net/uploads/b146daed77.png



Enjoy, and tease your friends, and family w/ this! Lolz

As russians says - "Баян!" .

PHP Code:

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mov you, 0x68656c6c
call satan 


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That's pretty lame tbh, especially for what the "virus" says.

Lol! Real virusses never use the word virus.

You should make a real executable that looks like its downloading something with a long name (and random characters). And than is installing it...than it should show a screen that its deleting files :P, which he doesnt...he should be just busy to write and delete some temporary files to make it look like the harddrive is active ^^.

But this wont panic me lol.

Got another one:
Go to desktop, make a new shortcut, and fill in: shutdown -s -t 2 -c "Hahaha! Owned!.."
after -t fill in the number of seconds to wait before it'll shutdown.
after -c fill in the text people will see.

To cancel the shutting down, make another shortcut with shutdown -a , and click that.

Thanks for this :P
I'll probz send it to my mate over msn.
He would probably go OH Sh**
Much Love,
Ryan.

How do you guys know about this code ?
Is there a way you could learn how to make this kind of funny tricks ?

You got thousand videos about that on youtube, but sooner or later you wil find out that most of them are pretty lame.

Or just make a similar program witch eats 99% CPU because of incorrect loop or something. :)

what is kinda funny to is :

Code:

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@echo off
:loop
start http://www.google.com
goto loop:

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Ya I've done the shutdown thing b4, I had it copy it self into the startup folder and shutdown the computer lol!!! ya things u can do with C++ having fun lol!

A better "virus" message can be done in a Visual Basic Script File.

Example:

MsgBox("Your AntiVirus software has detected harmful spyware. This could affect your computer. Would you like to remove it?",vbYesNo,"<AntiVirus Name>")

Save it as a .vbs file and just double click it ^_^

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Laz-low

A better "virus" message can be done in a Visual Basic Script File.

Example:

MsgBox("Your AntiVirus software has detected harmful spyware. This could affect your computer. Would you like to remove it?",vbYesNo,"<AntiVirus Name>")

Save it as a .vbs file and just double click it ^_^

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And nothing happens... That is not interesting.

Good advise to progers:
Make a program witch copies itself to some crazy folder, it also makes a registry startup entry, for the first time it's only opens cd-rom etc... (Something lame) But after first restart it starts to open 100 websites, opens 100 calculators, 100 pains, opens'n'closes cd-rom, and eats 99% CPU. Now after every restart it's going crazy like this.

It's possible and it's easy. Victim wil think that you are lameass who created stupid cd-rom opening shit, but after restart he will go crazy.


Cure: Safe Mode


Good Luck!

Whahaha, how evil ^^,

Or give the symptoms of a very harmfull virii (but does actually nothing), so that when users look it up on the internet they think its the harmfull one ^^

Well you could also have it come up with a msg asking if u want to delete windows and if the user presses yes or no, it hides C:\Windows, or where ever it is and if the user has show hidden files off it would be funny as ever xD!!! or you could have it show a fake progress bar and have it do some stuff with the hd just to make it look like it's doing something lol!!!