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Hahahaha!
(Laughing at your attempt to make us laugh)
Re: [Joke] Alien Jokes [Joke]
Re: [Joke] Alien Jokes [Joke]
Re: [Joke] Alien Jokes [Joke]
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Fail .. this sounds kind of right but still not funny enough
What Did The Dalek Say To The Chicken
Egg Sterminate
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I'll Change Em Ok!
Regards,
Quontom
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Hey Guys,
I Made Some Jokes If There Good Say So Lol. And I Don't Think There Stupid!
Dragging Their Feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."
The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."
Proctologists and Bartenders
What's the difference between a proctologist and a bartender?
The proctologist looks at assholes one at a time.
New York State of Mind
Do you know why New Yorkers are always so depressed?
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey. (No Offence To New Yorkers).
The Hit and Run Case
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"Ahhh!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex!"
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Kinda...LOL
Keep em commin'
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Laz-low
Hahahaha!
(Laughing at your attempt to make us laugh)
says it all