[Txt] Two kills in 1 shot = P (16+)

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."
The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."
The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"


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I hope that everyone who didn't hear this joke before would enjoy it as much as i did as well as people who've heard similar jokes before.

LMAO, ohh god i fell of my chair laughing, that is the top joke i've read on these forums so far.

It's pretty good.

Nothing more than a slight .. giggle ? I don't get people who say that they fell of they're chair laughing or the laughed so hard that they hit they're head or whatever .. its just weird.

lol so funny!!

Errr thats a changed copy of the original joke which i once posted. Original was much funnier.

Nice one, I love it :)

n1.

Haha. Sick and kinda dark but funny.

lol nice 1 xD

lol bj. nice post.

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Originally Posted by Rishwin

Errr thats a changed copy of the original joke which i once posted. Original was much funnier.

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i 2nd that.:ninja:

lol funny :p that man in the gun shop got pwnd

I think he should have never mentioned about his house..lol. Good one..

ROFL.. nice one. :)

That' s pretty cool.^^

Haha nice.

haha/lol, funny :D.

-F.O.X

LOL.

It's alright, but at second read, not that funny.

Yours Truly,
Golden Eye

Lmao that was good xD

Lol, Ownage

Hahaha heard a similliar one, but this one is good too :D

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Originally Posted by I Rule MU

lol bj. nice post.

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yea we got that...

Hahaha, that was funny, still loling.

roflmaool but i think i heard it b4 cant remember :/