A laugh for the Habbo-bashers

The forum that hacked RZ a couple of weeks back is actually quite interesting. I registered and the first thing that caught my eye was:

gf dumped me for playing habbo

I now copy and paste that post for you to laugh at. A new stage of Habbotardism :P

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well its appened guys

i made her register on habbo, but she didnt use it since then. she asked me to take 'er out n such but i sed no com on habbo we'll hav a whale of a time. she dint listen.

well she goes 2 me 'its me or habbo hotel' n i was visibly sweatin, does she really think i could leave all me furni, all me rights, all my habbo friends, all my reputation behind? o well, she rushed out the door cryin n i let out a sigh of relief

i picked up me cellphone to order some habbo credits (lol u no hwo it is) n noticed i had a txt from 3 days ago, i guess i dint notice cuz i dnt rly use it cept for habbo credits, anyway she said ur dumped

me habbo mates sed if she dnt realise wot shes missin out on shes not worth it. both of me real life mates disowned me sayin am sad n need to sort meself out.

oh well, at least i still hav me throne collection eh guys?

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lololololol imba

Pathetic foolish brat. Why would you give away a human being for something you can make in paint?
I would love to meet this bastard and give him the beating of his retarded life so he can understand properly. I mean habbotards on a whole new level. Simply no life at all.

haha!

Ultimate /fail.

I lol'd irl very hard.

Later in the thread the creator posts the following:

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well i told her to go on habbo!! fucks sake why is everything so fucking complicated!!! i wish life was more ilke habbo hotel!! blimming hell

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And later on, by the same user:

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well a think am back in anyway. i sent her a love sofa on habbo, she'll b back in me arms in no time

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lol'd

retard to the max anybody ;)?

what a pimp

That's seriously disturbing O_o

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Originally Posted by Boko

That's seriously disturbing O_o

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agreed

Lmao that is so pathetic XD

That is a new generation in Habbotardism. We should declare it a disease where you're so bonded with Habbo you'd leave your gf to play it, then send her furni on game and hope she'll come back in no time :P

Flameing, fancy being a phsycologist for the day?

Phsycologist? Really, man. x_X
Psychologist is the correct spelling. >>
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Yeah, I'm a grammar nazi.

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Originally Posted by Laz-low

Lmao that is so pathetic XD

That is a new generation in Habbotardism. We should declare it a disease where you're so bonded with Habbo you'd leave your gf to play it, then send her furni on game and hope she'll come back in no time :P

Flameing, fancy being a phsycologist for the day?

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why am I being braught into this?

I could analyse him and tell him he needs a life but will it do any good?

Everyone knows those people are beyond helping.

/wrists

I'd rather be gynecologist of the day, tbh.
Although, by the looks of rz's mmo dev sections, i'll only be putting my hand down shemale's pants looking for a snatch, and end up grabbing a handful of sausage.

Oh wow...that's...that's a whole new level of pathetic.

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Originally Posted by Flameingskull

why am I being braught into this?

I could analyse him and tell him he needs a life but will it do any good?

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You're like Jim'll Fix It. Ask something to be done and bam it's done. And it might do some good if you tie him to a chair and offer him some free bumshex?

Hahaha, habbo-addiction ^^, "all mi furni n stuff, all mi reputation, mch moor worth then real lif" ^^

That grammar blows.

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Originally Posted by Laz-low

You're like Jim'll Fix It. Ask something to be done and bam it's done. And it might do some good if you tie him to a chair and offer him some free bumshex?

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why does that make me want to kill you so very much right now?

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Originally Posted by Flameingskull

why does that make me want to kill you so very much right now?

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I'm guessing it was the 'bumshex' with the disturbing people from Habbo. Could be wrong though, maybe you like that sort of thing =p I'd be surprised if that was the case...

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Originally Posted by Boko

I'm guessing it was the 'bumshex' with the disturbing people from Habbo. Could be wrong though, maybe you like that sort of thing =p I'd be surprised if that was the case...

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the bumsex with habbos and his presence was what did it.

save me from these people boko!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Flameingskull

the bumsex with habbos and his presence was what did it.

save me from these people boko!!!!!

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Just go into their base and kill their hopeless dudez

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Originally Posted by Flameingskull

the bumsex with habbos and his presence was what did it.

save me from these people boko!!!!!

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Should I poop in their alleyways? Or will puking in their backyards be sufficient to drive them off?