Originally Posted by
LordDemonMan
How about.
You are a scientist, a MIT graduate, working in a secret underground laboratory. On the way to the elevator, that is supposed to take you even deeper, you get a super special awesome suit. You proceed to the testing dome. While there, your task is to activate the big mechanism by pushing a bloody piece of a crystal into a laser. This causes a cascade resonance, or in simpler terms - shit blows up. Then you start running like hell and must face hordes of monsters with a fucking crowbar. Of course, later you gain other weapons, such as a pistol and a rocket launcher. Ammo is scattered almost nowhere. So, some time later you will have to face big bosses that not only look suggesting, but also act accordingly. (Big tentacles anyone?) That aside, the government decides that if "shit was blown up", then "local nerds most likely to blame", so they issue a "shoot whatever moves" order. This means, that your chances of survival still are dim, but you can hope that both groups could exterminate each other, unless it's that big tentacle again. The final stages take place in a strange alien world, where, despite that it is located in outer space, you can breathe. Battle after battle, you finally proceed to beat the shit out of the final boss. After killing it everything becomes bright and you see nothing, after you wake up in a tram, that, oddly, rides through space, you are approached by a g-man with speech problems, who offers you a job. Should you refuse, you are instantly teleported to a field full of big muscular bugs that will harass you. However, should you accept - curtain fall.
And the name shall be... Life-Half.