One day I was out with my gran. We were just walking about when she started shouting, "Oi, you! Go back to Africa where you belong!" So I say to her to be quiet.
Then she starts shouting,"Oi you! Go back to India. We don't like your type about here!" I tell her to shut up.
Then she shouts,"Oi you! Go back to Papa New Guinea, where the rest of your lot come from!" So I say to her...
"Nan, it's a zoo."

