[txt]Kids decide to swear

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom,

"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think its time we started swearing...., so when we go downstairs for breakfast ill swear first then you do, ok?"

"Okay" agrees the 4 year old

So they are sat at the breakfast table when mum comes in and asks
"What shall we have for breakfast"

The 7 year old repies "Shit mum i think ill have coco popps"

WWWWHWHHHHHHAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKK, The kid goes flying off his chair with a single slap from his mother, skidding across the kitchen floor and screaming

Mum then turns to the 4 year old and says "what will you be wanting then"

The 4 year old blubbers out
"I dont know mum, but it wont be fucking coco popps"

Pwnt...lol

Lol xD

lol ^^

lol. awsome!

rofl

Yea! Go go swearing kids! Show ur mom who's boss!

lmao thats great, not heard that 1 b4

I don't like text jokes on forums but this one is good ;-)

That was good.

Haha owned :D

exelent lol!

Omg, how funny ^^
HAHA, Genious ^^

Rofl. This reminds me of my brother whos 4, he calls me a fatass motherfucker lmfao

i heard a variation of that with johnny and pancakes

Yeah same as above accept with Dave and the ranch sauce.

Lulz that was quite good.

Lol, awesome :)

ROFL.
Pwned!

Loool XD

lmao haha

haha now that was pure funny. nice find xD

LOL ... Reminded me the Russel Peters vid where the american kid asks the indian kid to shout back at his parents. ROFLMAO

bwahaha ^^

how the hell do you guys find this to be funny ?