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QDB: Quote Database Home [ Is not the same web, just looks alike : http://forum.ragezone.com/f80/web-chat-quotes-367637/ ]

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<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

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<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<

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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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It is the same website, tool.

Aye, repost =|

same site different domain xD

this site has way more funny irc quotes than the site you linked us to though...

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<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language

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<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<peng> ...
<peng> what?
<VolteFace`> oh shit
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit

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roflmao i love these, most ive read b4 but they are always funny xD

bloodninja always has a place in my heart

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Originally Posted by Munchkins

<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<peng> ...
<peng> what?
<VolteFace`> oh shit
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit

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I don't quite follow this. :o

Haha thats really funny.

Oh how much i love bash :rolleyes:

Best IRC Moments in history.

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Originally Posted by Daedius

I don't quite follow this. :o

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He was saying that he has trouble finding shit like stuff when he dropped it,

but he forgets to typ drop,
so it looks like hes saying when he shits and hears it drop he has to search for it ;).

Didn't really find them that funny to be honest ;o

bloodninja is the best ^^

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Originally Posted by ca_ale_16

same site different domain xD

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All the quotes are different and funnier, not the same :P

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Originally Posted by andrikas

All the quotes are different and funnier, not the same :P

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It is the EXACT same site.
QDB: Quote Database Home
QDB: Quote Database Home

I mean, the fact that there is 'qdb' written on the left side in a font as large as life. Should be pretty obvious.

still funny every time I read em :P

this post shouldnt be deleted by repost?

Bloodninja ftw. Repost or not XD

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Originally Posted by Pieman

It is the EXACT same site.
QDB: Quote Database Home
QDB: Quote Database Home

I mean, the fact that there is 'qdb' written on the left side in a font as large as life. Should be pretty obvious.

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look at the quotes dude.

Omg what a surprise, you get different quotes when you click random on both sites!

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Originally Posted by Pieman

Omg what a surprise, you get different quotes when you click random on both sites!

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Ding ding pieman wins :>