http://www.mir2-net.org/asdfasbdsad
damn that server has some issues :D
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http://www.mir2-net.org/asdfasbdsad
damn that server has some issues :D
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Old but still funny.
lmao.. that thing "talks" alot O___o "its" very depressed.. lol
i'm not sure but is he depressed or sumthing? lol
nm, he'll get over it
dont make fun of him, he is ready to commit suicide :DQuote:
Originally Posted by evilkitten
NoPeace - out
saw that... its sooo ripped off...
btw, if u want the script here it is:
change whateve...Code:<body bgcolor="#000000" text="#ffffff"link="#ff0000" vlink="#990000" onLoad="type_text()">
<script language="Javascript">
<!--
var tl=new Array(
"The requested document is utterly non-existent.",
"That page isn't here.",
"I tried multiple times.",
"Nothing helped.",
"I'm really depressed about that.",
"Even more so now that Douglas Adams is dead.",
"You see, I'm just a web server...",
"...here I am, brain the size of the universe,",
"trying to serve you a simple web page,",
"and then it doesn't even exist!",
"Where does that leave me?!",
"I mean, I don't even know you.",
"How should I know what you wanted from me?",
"You honestly think I can *guess*",
"what someone I don't even *know*",
"wants to find here?",
"*sigh*",
"Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.",
"And then where would we be, I ask you?",
"It's not pretty when a web server cries.",
"And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?",
"Just because I'm a web server,",
"and possibly a manic depressive one at that?",
"Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?",
"Huh?",
"I'm so depressed...",
"I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and rust.",
"I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?",
"What kind of a life is that?",
"Two effing weeks,",
"and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,",
"that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,",
"just because it doesn't have some tiddly little",
"security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,",
"or something.",
"I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,",
"I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,",
"and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.",
"But I just couldn't get this one.",
"I'm so sorry.",
"Believe me!",
"Maybe I could interest you in another page?",
"There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,",
"although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.",
"Figures, huh?",
"Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.",
"That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,",
"all day and all night long.",
"Two weeks of information overload,",
"and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.",
"What kind of a life is that?",
"Drat, I just dumped my core!",
"Now I gotta clean up the mess.",
"Please let me sulk alone.",
"Douglas Adams has died.",
"I'm so depressed."
);
var speed=60;
var index=0; text_pos=0;
var str_length=tl[0].length;
var contents, row;
function type_text()
{
contents='';
row=Math.max(0,index-7);
while(row<index)
contents += tl[row++] + '\r\n';
document.forms[0].elements[0].value = contents + tl[index].substring(0,text_pos) + "_";
if(text_pos++==str_length)
{
text_pos=0;
index++;
if(index != tl.length)
{
str_length=tl[index].length;
setTimeout("type_text()",1500);
**
** else
setTimeout("type_text()",speed);
**
// -->
</script>
LoLzeRz!!
they should make a 1.1 ver. when u can talk back, like a bot.. give him a personallity, u know
I saw one once.. kinda not really personallity's..Quote:
Originally Posted by RsX
haha thats pretty funny tbh