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My penis is so long...
that it crashes the entire Internet when I upload a full picture of it.
Post yours.
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Re: My penis is so long...
My penis is so looooooooooooooong. It's actually longer then Long Cat.
And Long Cat is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.
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It's so awesome, Jessica Alba couldn't get enough of it last night. :tongue:
I like interlinking threads.
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that it's impossible for a mere human being to comprehend it.
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Is the sum of long cat + Wide dog!
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Originally Posted by
Canon116
Is the sum of long cat + Wide dog!
That's sort of a bad thing.
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Originally Posted by
Batz
That's sort of a bad thing.
Not IMO =)
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then you woke up and got emo cause you had your real 1 cm dick back again
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mines bigger then a wii mote
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Mine is so big when asians see it the scream AHHHH ITS GOD ZILLA!! and then they run.
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then you look down and need a microscope to see it since azns are REALLY tiny and anything bigger then 1cm is larger so it would be like 2 cm, would it not
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My penis is so short.... care to donate some?
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This isn't /b/ my friend ;)
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oh god, kids these days...
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Originally Posted by
Nuklear
that it crashes the entire Internet when I upload a full picture of it.
Post yours.
What, my cock?
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Is this what the moderator team has become?
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A bunch of sex-mad peados?
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Weren't they always?
Judging from half those videos.
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Where's Gen with his ball... *cough* xD
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Originally Posted by
Nuklear
that it crashes the entire Internet when I upload a full picture of it.
Post yours.
Your penis is so short that you feel so damn insecure about it that you had to pretend on the internet on how long it is.
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ROFLMAO owned by gohan rofl
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Originally Posted by
Rishwin
What, my cock?
It was a joke Rish, please no more! :eek:
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My penis is so long that I don't have to brag about it on the internet.
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Originally Posted by
Pieman
My penis is so long that I don't have to brag about it on the internet.
Isn't that a double negative? Thus meaning you have a small penis because you are bragging about it.
Your penis is so short you have to brag about it on the internet.
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Originally Posted by
Robert
Isn't that a double negative? Thus meaning you have a small penis because you are bragging about it.
Your penis is so short you have to brag about it on the internet.
That was... kind of like... the joke... Nevermind :sad:
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My penis is so long that when I let go of it and it lands on the ground, it causes a magnitude 9 earthquake.
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Originally Posted by
Nuklear
I have a small penis
That's what i read.
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My weiner is s000 massive that you need an electron microscope to see it!
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Originally Posted by
Dandune
Is this what the moderator team has become?
Oh come on, it wasn't posted as a moderator but a regular Nuklear. Besides, who of us doesn't post random genitalia-related spam every now and then. :batman:
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Originally Posted by
Negata
Oh come on, it wasn't posted as a moderator but a regular Nuklear. Besides, who of us doesn't post random genitalia-related spam every now and then. :batman:
That is 100% true.
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Originally Posted by
Nuklear
no wai
Yawai. penor.
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This thread contains much genitalia-speak
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D**k Attack
fits the scene
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my penis size could only be revealed to you if i get forum admin powers
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Originally Posted by
omen
my penis size could only be revealed to you if i get forum admin powers
It's one byte long!?!? =O
My penis is so big that a computer with 1 terabyte RAM and Nvidia GeForce 9800 won't be able to fully render it.
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Originally Posted by
Nuklear
It's one byte long!?!? =O
My penis is so big that a computer with 1 terabyte RAM and Nvidia GeForce 9800 won't be able to fully render it.
no one will truly know until i get forum admin
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Just asked Mental. He said you have a tiny penis because he strips you naked every night and sees yours.
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Originally Posted by
Nuklear
It's one byte long!?!? =O
My penis is so big that a computer with 1 terabyte RAM and Nvidia GeForce 9800 won't be able to fully render it.
1. why would you need to render it
2. we all know that you can put yours in a 3k jpg file
3. why do you have a pic of it
4. ????????
5. PROFIT!!!!
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Even the smallest penis couldn't be fully rendered, you have to understand that the amount of detail on the human body is nearly endless.
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Originally Posted by
GohanSSJ
Even the smallest penis couldn't be fully rendered, you have to understand that the amount of detail on the human body is nearly endless.
But... you're saying a picture of one of the most highest quality penises I've seen on the Internet... isn't the real thing? :cry:
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1. That's a picture, it's not rendered
2. No you can't see all the details