Hmmm what should i break..

I'm gonna fucking kill my mom.. she's sposed to take me to football practice and she's all the fucking way downtown.. what sould i break?

everything made of glass is good breaking therapy...

ur leg

Oh gnoes, I feel some teenage angst coming on...

break out into your favourite dance routine


or get yourself there

identidy crises r fked up =|

i remember that i ran home when i was 13 cause my grand mother (mum) didn't gave me a lolipop :'(

crack one off thats ment to releif stress :tp:

Your Neck?

When in Doubt choke the Chicken!

windows... her bedroom windows..

hold you pillow up to your face and scream as loud as u can..
When u take the pillow off u will see colorfull dots all over witch will distract u and u will forget everything in no timw :P

(the colorfull dots part is true)

break open a beer

break a sweat

i would personally break somethign which is used everyday, or play games..

hide the toothbrush, hide the toilet roll...

stuff like this

if she smokes, take the smokes.................. likes tv?! take the cable!!!

lolz mental u r cruel :P

personally id wait till she comes home THEN KILL HERRRR

thatll learn her

hmm... here is an answer....
y dont you get off of your fat ass and stop wineing by BREAKING A SWEAT by running to practice
now doesn't that make sence

NoPeace - out

Be nice to your mom.. she's one of the very few people that will be there for you when all chips are down.. of course, that may not always be the case, but she's still your mother.

or get her on milf.com for a laugh :D

everything and anything;p

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Originally Posted by NoPeace

hmm... here is an answer....
y dont you get off of your fat ass and stop wineing by BREAKING A SWEAT by running to practice
now doesn't that make sence

NoPeace - out

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snap!!

i already said break a sweat :D

all your base are belong to me :D

ROFLMFAO @ the milf.com part ROFL!! hahahhahahahahahahahhaahaha that 1 was the ebst so far imo

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Originally Posted by Becky

Be nice to your mom.. she's one of the very few people that will be there for you when all chips are down.. of course, that may not always be the case, but she's still your mother.

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what she said..

i guess becky really is female then;p

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Originally Posted by NoPeace

hmm... here is an answer....
y dont you get off of your fat ass and stop wineing by BREAKING A SWEAT by running to practice
now doesn't that make sence

NoPeace - out

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Go to hell it's like half a mile away..

LOL, My Piss Travels Half A Mile.

I Can Run 4-5 Miles ATM And Thats Lame, My Best Friend Whos The Same Age Runs 15 Miles With My Dad Lol.

Fucking Run It

Half of a mile? That's all? Honestly, unless that half mile has a mountain/unpassable river/or crater in the way, that's not bad at all. And that's coming from a lazy person!

bleh screw you all XD.. It's already 5:48 i didn't get the message til 5:55 wtf O_O and no way am i running.. there's to much traffic.

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Originally Posted by -=Warhead=-

bleh screw you all XD.. It's already 5:48 i didn't get the message til 5:55 wtf O_O and no way am i running.. there's to much traffic.

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Well, you never said anything about time or traffic lol

My final thoughts: Be good to your mother. She is magical, and in the future, she may be your only fallback when times are tough.

The end.