Why do people have to use lotion or Vaseline? I don't and it doesn't bother me pretty much all of the time. Does it have to do with the fact that I'm circumcised?
Plus, I don't use tissues but toilet paper.
Am I doing it wrong?
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Why do people have to use lotion or Vaseline? I don't and it doesn't bother me pretty much all of the time. Does it have to do with the fact that I'm circumcised?
Plus, I don't use tissues but toilet paper.
Am I doing it wrong?
Omfg Are U For Fuking Real?
Lol phail. I would think uncircumcised have it easier o.0 Btw where does you cum go if not into tissues? mouth?
Do it in the shower, then you clean it at the same time.
Btw i'm thinking of trying to not wank for a week. Dunno if i can does it.
is this because my post?
uncircumsized is NASTY shit D:
i like being circumsized
Meet a girl. Even if you doesn't even kiss/have sex or whatever you wont feel the need to do it :P Somehow I think you deep inside are hopeing she will do it for you and you "save up" a good load to blow in her face later on :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Konrow
Now that's just fucked up..
Probably not a good idea. Your body will be used to it and you will most likely end up having wet dreams. I think it would be best to remember it rather than wasting it on a dream and having to clean your bed sheets. That or having a very awkward convocation with your mum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Konrow
I guess it wouldn't be so bad if you were having casual sex with people flushing your system out that way. But otherwise if you really want to stop I suggest trying to ween yourself off it. Even then you will probably have wet dreams which sucks.
Konrow, its impossible to noy wank for more than 2 days...
I've met a girl. but i rarely see her so we're not really going out or anything. But i def know what you mean from previous girls. That's cheating tho, I just wanna see if i can survive a week.Quote:
Originally Posted by linklink88
Haha just think back to your first wank.. The days
foreskin or no foreskin, the lotion is supposed keep you from getting dry skin on your penis.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nuklear
and it doesnt matter HOW you clean up as long as you do :p
im not exactly sure why people think uncircumcised is gross. its no different as long as you keep it clean :P
i myself am uncircumcised and its nothing to be ashamed of. trust me.
Fuck yea, uncircumcised ftw. Tbh i think we have it easier when wanking. That and we have slightly more size than the poor souls who got a knife put near their jewels.Quote:
Originally Posted by .YourName
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Originally Posted by linklink88
:P Exactly. You have you satisfaction right there.
definitely, haha :icon6:Quote:
Originally Posted by Konrow
not only length, but girth as well...thats right ladies ;)
:P
man, in the Philippines, i get teased all the time cause im not circumcize >.<
uncircumcize ftw though, easy to wank :P, i myself, get a paper towel ready next to me, then turn on porn and start wanking :P
Uh, you show them your ding a ling?Quote:
Originally Posted by ChineseGuy
It doesn't dry my skin. I find using those small rags the best for jacking off. Just don't let your parents find it. >.>
My mom, dad, and my grandma found it. No matter where I hid it.
You've got it right <3 I don't see the reason to be circumsed anyway O_o You've got skin for a reason! And I aint called "12" Linken" for no reason :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Konrow
Anyone heard of a Rick James? (like the sexual act)Quote:
Originally Posted by linklink88
I still ask myself why I came into this thread.
You guys are seriously discussing wanking... this is truely disturbing...
^and you bothered reading all this and you felt the need to post something.
I don't see the point in Vaseline/lotions.
So did you, what's your point?
Tell me about it...Quote:
Originally Posted by Flawz
http://guigo666.free.fr/comic/conner...20a%20homo.jpg
All of you wankers!
Seriously, I rather keep that shit for myself xD
damn right
*Leaves the thread silently.*
Are you seriously posting this on a global, huge, popular, public forum? No really....
This is a serious question because I think I might have been masturbating the wrong way. I want the full pleasure.
You shouldn't be thinking about masturbating
Your hand should just crawl down your trousers automatically when pr0n comes on the screen
There is no thinking involved!
that post started off so well, right up until you blew it all over her faceQuote:
Originally Posted by linklink88
Fuck this shit.
Seriously, Fuck this shit.
I can't stop laughing..
Learned something useful Madison?
wow....wow.....
I really thought that my hope for the future of the human race was returning, you've somehow succeded in destroying it.
well done.
Nice, we are skillful.
I remember watching this episode of Roseanne (For those who don't remember or are too young) where the father's speaking to his son about wanking and he says something along the lines of: "The funny thing is, everybody does it but nobody talks about it."
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Originally Posted by Ionic & Schizo
I remember rosanne, that show lasted for so many years XD
This chat is good, as guys dont like to talk about this shit, but they should be a bit more open an not act get ashamed talking about personal stuff, Me I think this is a good start and love this thread :P There is so much out there we need to open up about but feel ashamed... its wrong u should not feel ashamed, no one knows u here, thats whas good about it. Freedom of expression, Freedom of speech, how lucky we r.
Rofl bot.
I'm sorry to say but this thread is... epic! You wankers, I don't wank off for more than a month and am happy with my life! And circumcised? Lube? Hahahaha!
GOD I'm having such a good laugh with all these comments, please continue.
Uhm....
Discussing masturbation habits on a site with 261,884 members is not the smartest thing to do. You can kiss your ass good bye if you ever dreamed of becoming a politician :tongue:
Wire brush, go go!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nuklear
My first sex toy is basically a black felt paper stapled to make a penis-sized tube. I then stuff it with microwaved cantaloupe then wank off. Lasts about 1 week per tubes.
Post yours!
O.o are you serious?
ROFLOLMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by Nuklear
fleshlight invest in one...Quote:
Originally Posted by Nuklear
mine would be a 1 liter pepsi bottle and see how long it takes to fill... filled 37 and counting
Lmfao that's one fucked up thing you're doing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nuklear
Best sexual act I've heard would be something called a Rick James, where you're doing a chick from behind and then just as your about to unload (don't know if you can say ... on this forum) you spit on her back and [unload] in your hand and when she turns around, you slap her in the face.
LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nuklear
I laughed so hard I needed to get something to drink hahaha. Thats fucked up man.
ANYWAY...
Don't jack off for two or three days and drink a lot of water. On the third day, go explode in your uh... cantaloupe thing. :)
in my case 2 liter bottle
i like playing mine for 2 hours then masturbate
eh i guess my record was a month without wanking oO
Why? If you can get away with cigars, then surely you can get away with talking about masturbating in your younger years.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loregoreth
auto fellatio, Need i say more?
Anyways, best thing to do is sit on your hand for a few minutes till it gets numb, then wank yourself, it feels like someone else!
But seriously, girlfriend/fuck buddy is the best.