[TXT] Condoms in Isle 12

This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

The lady asks "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".

So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"

So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.

So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"

The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .

When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"

Rofl nice one xD

Yeah that was actually a good one, never heard it :lol:

Haha pretty good =]

Haha that has to make someone laugh.

lmfao xD most won't get it. xD

lolzz att first i didnt get it but i do now lmao!

lmao!! brilliant

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Originally Posted by Nuklear

lmfao xD most won't get it. xD

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Youd have to be really young not to get it lol. I told this one to like 5 people on the buss todfay and only the grade 7s got it, the grade 6s were like wtf? lol

LoL, nice

hehe nice.

I lol'd. :tongue:

lmfao, thats good x] another new joke woo xP

Haha, didnt get it at first and had to read it twice.

Omg its funny xD ^^

ROFL!! :rofl:

lol, that's good :)

Haha lol. That's a new one ^^

Nice one lol, if you don't get this...go to isle 12 and ask for a box of condoms, and let the girl there give a few tugs...chances are you'll find out what made the mess.

Nice on XD :P

Yeah it was pretty funny.

ROFL ... fuckass kids. :P ...

LMAO good one xD