[tXt] Bob's First Pint

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19-04-08
Ionic & Schizo

[tXt] Bob's First Pint

Mum's in hospital about to give birth to her first child.
Dad's waiting nervously, but there's a problem. The mum gave
birth to only a head. But they take the head home call him
Bob and love him.

Every birthday and Xmas they buy him a new hat. On his 18th
birthday the dad takes bob down the pub to buy him his 1st pint.
Dad puts Bob's head on the bar and he takes his first sip then
a torso grows from his head.

"Quick have another drink," shouts dad, so he does and an arm pops out
by this time the pub is going mad, "Give him more," they all shout.
The landlord shakes his head. Anyway by the time Bob has finished his pint he had a whole body, so Bob jumped off the bar staggered through
the doors out onto the road when he was hit by a car and killed.

His dad said, "At least he died with a whole body."
The landlord replied, "Well he should have quit while he was still a head!"
19-04-08
exclamatio

Re: [tXt] Bob's First Pint

haha cringeworthy, i love it
20-04-08
Laz-low

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Heh nice one :)
20-04-08
Liselotte

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lol nice one
20-04-08
Spark

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Repost, but worth it, always love telling that joke :P
20-04-08
I Rule MU

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Rofl hilarious. I&O strikes again!
21-04-08
Pfa

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super-awesome-mega-cool...

XD
21-04-08
Konrow

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so freakin corny, so so corny lmao.
21-04-08
Ionic & Schizo

Re: [tXt] Bob's First Pint

Quote:

Originally Posted by Konrow

so freakin corny, so so corny lmao.

You know that's how you love it! :tongue:
21-04-08
Junkee

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lol@that. you could almost see that coming though :P
22-04-08
Illusion

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Not very funny, but still.
23-04-08
wounded

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Lmao...definitely wasn't expecting that, but you got me to laugh. Awesome.
23-04-08
Flameingskull

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Quote:

Originally Posted by exclamatio

haha cringeworthy, i love it

my thoughts exactly.
24-04-08
sulemaansir

Re: [tXt] Bob's First Pint

ha ha ... Nice post but not awesome...

Just my thought.
24-04-08
The PathFinder

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LMFAO love that story. Poor bob :P
24-04-08
Daney

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kinda cheesy but good :tongue:
24-04-08
TimTheLord

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heard it before on a tv show, it's still funny though.
25-04-08
The PathFinder

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Yer. I didn't get it at first (as usual)
25-04-08
iNs@nE

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lol .. read this one a few days ago.. ;D
25-04-08
ImaMoFoThief

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i lol'd and kinda piddled in my pants
26-04-08
baybeecasi

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;p first time i have heard it i thought it was pretty good made me smilee
27-04-08
The PathFinder

Re: [tXt] Bob's First Pint

Quote:

Originally Posted by ImaMoFoThief

i lol'd and kinda piddled in my pants

lol Should go dunny before going to entertainment section :P