Today dear friends, we will be talking about the average penis length of a blue whale.
however unusual a subject this may appear i feel obliged to share my recently acquired knowledge about this fascinating subject with the world. Coz really: once you've learned about the penis of aforementioned whale, your life will never be the same ever again.
What's so special about it you may wonder? well... first of all it's the size of your average schoolbus. Which means it's filled with screaming, giggling lil children wanting to get out.
Second of all the volume of those little screaming children is 2 ton (i kid you not) and they exit the schoolbus with a force comparable to an average landslide.
I have taken it upon myself to spread this knowledge. sort of like the white cloud of that blue whale after releasing into the deepblue sea.
So! next time you're pondering about what to say on a party or the likes, take my advise: everyone will be very happy to be tutored about this wonderful subject.
You will no doubt become the most popular boy or girl at the entire party.
I thank you.
