[TXT] How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

saw this somewhere and laughed irl

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

btw I heard a story about this company that made a type of light bulb that never stops working, then they destroyed all of them so they wouldn't lose business. ;P

Yeah, I heard about it as well, there's a fire truck station which has a light bulb thats been on for years, not sure if it's true or not but it would be one hell of an invention but then no one would buy the light bulbs after a period of time.

Wrong section tbh...this should be moved to the lighting section, unless the [txt] tags are added.
Ontopic: I just changed my lightbulb...it lasted a good year tbh...had quite a bit of fun with it I must say.

LOL .. nice one. ANd tags? :P

Sounds just like a certain forum...

hm..

I lol'd at the last one

Haha, love the last one.

Repost..

It's good the first time around.

sorry, i forgot to put tags in when i first posted. and sorry if it's a repost, i just found it and thought i'd share :)

Lol i found this funny, sounds like this forum :]

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Originally Posted by Initiate

Lol i found this funny, sounds like this forum :]

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I didn't found it funny but very sad as it is so real.

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Originally Posted by gReGiTh

btw I heard a story about this company that made a type of light bulb that never stops working, then they destroyed all of them so they wouldn't lose business. ;P

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Same with Pyrex glass dishes. The original could last over 400 years but no one is buying it because they still have it and it's still in good condition, so they just made it weaker so people can break it eventually.

Funny stuff ^_^

About the never-ending lightbulb, isn't that sort of impossible? Because wouldn't the Aargon eventually be used up?

I don't really find them funny :l

Hahaha, lol! XD