[TxT]The Magician and the Parrot
There was magician on a cruise ship, and he was really good.
He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, ''It's in his sleeve!''
The magician chased the bird away.
The next day the magician was performing his highlight again (in front of a smaller audience) when the parrot walked onstage and declared, ''It's in his pocket!''
The next day, as he was performing the highlight, he saw the parrot in the crowd. But before the parrot could ruin the magic trick, the boat crashed into a rock and sank.
The magician was lucky enough to find a board to hang on to. On the other end of the board was the parrot.
They stared at each other for three full days, neither of them saying anything, when suddenly the parrot said, ''I give up, what'd you do with the ship?''
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Hehe what an annoying parrot.
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Didn't really find it too funny.
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I got a chuckle out of it xD
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lmao this was fuckin great
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funny i spose if you ignore the fact that parrots cannot talk, they only imitate speech o.O
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Originally Posted by
Rishwin
funny i spose if you ignore the fact that parrots cannot talk, they only imitate speech o.O
If im not wrong, after a long time they can also talk.
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Originally Posted by
Rishwin
funny i spose if you ignore the fact that parrots cannot talk, they only imitate speech o.O
jeez its a joke does it matter if the parrot talks or not?
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Originally Posted by
Initiate
If im not wrong, after a long time they can also talk.
Parrots cannot talk, i have one myself and i've had him for years and years, but he can say words, but he doesn't talk, my parrot is actually shy so yeah no wonder haha.
anyways, i didn't find it funny neither.
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Parrots can't talk? well why don't you see mine?
The joke is alright. not the best I have heard.
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Lol think about it ;)
it gets really funy ;)