[TxT] Panda Bear

A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich.
When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant.
A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law. The panda bear tells the policeman that he's innocent and, if he didn't believe him, to look in the dictionary. The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up "panda bear."
It says, ''Panda Bear: eats shoots and leaves.''

Heh, that was alright. Did put a smile on my face.

Didnt Get The Last Part.
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Originally Posted by Squares

Didnt Get The Last Part.
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A Panda's natural food is leaves and shoots from Bamboo.

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Originally Posted by Laz-low

A Panda's natural food is leaves and shoots from Bamboo.

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Ohhhh.
Okay.
Thought It Ment Like.
Eats >> Shoots Them >> And Leaves.
=/

rofl thx for explanation Laz ^^
for some jokes you have to know foreign language very well :)

meh...oldskool stuff. Used to be funny back in the day. :)

Ok...not really that funny. Itd be funny if the Panda Bear said, what law? What is a law? Theres no law to break, what do I break it with? (As if Law is a rock or something..)

Actually!!! Our law doesn't apply to Pandas, so that officer was way out of line.

yeah lol

Lol ^^

hahaha

Made me chuckle :)

Discrimination!

Urgh, sick joke... -.-;

lmao, very nice.

Thats not what it says in my dictionary, lol. Good joke :hehe:

Sexy joke haha

~ RascaL

How the fuck can a joke be sexy? anyways this joke is alright, smile on my face :]

Rascal is jsut a tard going around and posting shit.

First time reading this, made me smile =)

i was taking a test at school when a panda question came up and referred to that ( eats shoots and leaves )