[General]Looking for the EASIEST language ever

I don't care w/e it is just sooo easy a baby can to it..

HALP. :d


Ignore the PHP chat, I changed the name. lulz
VVVVV

for win32 apache:
http://www.php.net/downloads.php

PHP 5.2.6 installer [19,373Kb] - 6 May 2008
md5: 94e551037e7c9c056f90179f351c0560

thanks.