I just took such a huge shit that I clogged toilet.
What should I do?
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I just took such a huge shit that I clogged toilet.
What should I do?
Unclog it?
That would mean I'd have to touch it with some kind of extension of my body.
Hell no.
I'm going to the gym now, and I hope it has decayed enough by the time I come back to make it flushable.
Well to thoroughly assess the situation and give an informed decision, i need more specifics.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pieman
Please specify from the list exactly what type of shit it was :P
Definitely a party pooper.
Also Greg, why edit your post? :sad:
ive done that b4, u need to break it up pal, find something u no longer need or even a stick from outside etc and stab the beast, try to break it up into the water so it becomes flushable, i suggest a holy sword + 4 or better
I did? :O (a)Quote:
Originally Posted by Pieman
Tbh i think it's your toilet, i had it twice when i was at your house.Quote:
Originally Posted by Exclamatio
Anyway like Exy said, just something you don't need, preferably if it's sharp, in my case i just used Exy's swords.... :D
Seriously though, it never happened to me. ;)
ah you should use a plunger to get it back up if that not works use a plumbing snake... then if it goes down your good. if it stays try and get some acid that will not eat away at the toilet or dilute from water but will eat crap... or get maggots to do that...
after its unclogged i think you should eat alot more bran in your diet as you will have slightly green feces
fill up a bucket of water and pour it in while flushing
the pressure'll shoot the fucker through the pipes faster than a horny superman chasing a nekked wonderwoman.
lmao best metaphor everQuote:
Originally Posted by Flameingskull
Lovely mistake reading this while eating.
Code green guys, after I came back from the gym the sucker had started to decompose, it reeked like the foulest thing I'd ever smelled and the graphical aspect of it wasn't eye pleasing in the least. But after hitting the flush button a couple of times I was able to force it's ugly head through the pipes.
Thank you for your comments guys, now I know how to act when another fearsome bowel beast appears.
My jelly babies rly suck now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flawz
Yeah no one likes Bono's.
legit
Nobody cares about your input which makes no sence at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by PixelPro123
What a disgusting post -- lay off the pies next time ;x
^_^Quote:
Originally Posted by Exclamatio
Could be worse. *thinks of the broken toilet scene from Dumb & Dumber*
"I hope you're not using the toilet, its broken?"
"Huh?" *oh crap*
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lmao ggQuote:
Originally Posted by Flawz
Lol! get a fucking plunger duh!