[TXT]Lets Talk[TXT]

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

lawl was expecting that. :D

Heard it before but still funny, one thing that bugs me is why would a grown man ask a little girl to talk with him about nuclear power? -_-

Oh man, that would suck so hard to get owned like that by a girl.

yea tht guy got pwned!

LoL, Failz XD

Lulz!

Loved it =]

Cya,
RascaL

Lol this one was expected, heard it so many times before.

lol....pwnt

haha. nice one.

haha thats great

Smart ass girl D:

lol thats pretty good :P

lol owned by a 10 year old :eek:

Shoulda stabbed her.

heh made me smile a bit

Lmao this made me smile :)
also , that would suck to get owned by a girl like that ;)