drunker than a monkeys uncle part.....fuck knows.
hmmm, it seems that for a change I've spelled the title correctly and am not as wasted as usual.
I went to a mates place yesterday for the usual gaming and drinking that we often do, unfortunately or fortunately I was tricked into going to a mates (he's a mate now but before we hated each other and for a completely fucked up reason that was only brought to light today, guess what...it was to do with a woman.) birthday party/celebration/complete piss up.
the bad thing is because of my high tolerance and lack of drugs I've only reached the level of tipsy, which as you can understand is completely disappointing, oh well, fuck it.
that is my latest story and since there isn't much to tell apart from me getting very pissed off at a crack dealer asking me if I wanted any powder it was fairly uneventful.
it was however a fun night and I'm glad it randomly happened.
now to bed, the land of dreams and the possibility of waking up with strange stains on my bed sheets.
btw I am now the black jesus, or his stoner equivalent apparently.
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Hmm...I do wonder Gab, do I even need too ask who the women is :P ? Or is it somebody different to who I'm thinking of ? This convo might be best left too MSN I dunno hehe =p.
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Women always make people hate each other....
I hated a friend for about two years, until i thought about why we hated each other...
Turns out it was a girls fault, who we both hated...now we're good friends again haha
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whats wrong with girls?
and yeah, i guess if i drunk the same amount as you, i would be paraletic.
im a light weight!
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Agreeed with DC & FS about girls and the problems they cause between mates, I have had my fair share of hating other mates over girls.
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Simply put...
Bros before Hoes!.
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dont forget!
The Christ means the annointed one! Jesus was annointed from head to toe in high thc hemp oil! w00t!
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***LILK@OS***
whats wrong with girls?
and yeah, i guess if i drunk the same amount as you, i would be paraletic.
im a light weight!
It's always the womens fault, when discussing it with other guys. In the relationship it's always the guys fault, because of the withholding of sex when we disagree. It's how the world works...
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LOL flameing, talk to you about this over a few pints when your in kent.
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Flameingskull
btw I am now the black jesus, or his stoner equivalent apparently.
Nice story :P And glad we can meet. I'm the Latin God, or his stoner equivalent xD
Why all nice people to hang out and party live half across the world? :juggle:
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JC/Raiden
Hmm...I do wonder Gab, do I even need too ask who the women is :P ? Or is it somebody different to who I'm thinking of ? This convo might be best left too MSN I dunno hehe =p.
completely different chick that I had and still have no romantic feelings for.
basically at the begining of uni in my first year there was this chick in my class, we became friends and that was that, after a while I realised how full of shit she really was and she randomly said something about not being able to forgive me for what I said to her (to this day I have no clue what she was talking about) and that we couldn't be friends anymore, big whoop I got on with my life and she showed up less often in uni.
because I ended up re-siting my first year I was put into the new class and she decided to take it upon herself to start spreading all sorts of shit about me to my friends in my old class who are now in the year above me. These are all people that I know and that know me, well most do at least, so after a while I found out about everything she said about me, once again big whoop.
this mate on the other hand whose b-day we were celebrating hated me for the longest time and I hated him as well. He believed what that chick said about me because he wanted to get in her pants and so he always acted like a complete dick towards me whereas I thought he was constantly being a pretentious cunt for no apparent reason.
it seems that fairly recently he found out how full of shit this girl really is after she started spreading random rumors of him raping her.
since we were all there, me, my mate, the chick and several other mates things began to escape obscurity and alot of stuff was brought to light.
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Exclamatio
dont forget!
The Christ means the annointed one! Jesus was annointed from head to toe in high thc hemp oil! w00t!
concidering the amount I smoke I wouldn't be surprised if my body has evolved to have special veins and arteries that transport thc alone.
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Dios
Nice story :P And glad we can meet. I'm the Latin God, or his stoner equivalent xD
Why all nice people to hang out and party live half across the world? :juggle:
because we are so awesome that our meeting could generate enough energy to destroy the entire planet or bring about world peace in an instant.
