iNs@nItY Runnin' Wild!

Year 1999:
Lil boy Insane was lil bit fat and lil but not so hawt. Lil boy Insane had a major crush on this chick at school and always hoped she talked to him. But she never did coz she thought lil Insane was ugly. :cry:

School got over and Lil Boy Insane forgot about her and felt sad that he could never get her.

Year 2008:
Lil boy Insane is now grown up. Slim and HAWTTTTTT! He is now a model and no jokes (chicks dig me here) :icon6:

I happen to come across that very female after nearly 8 years today at McDonalds. She was staring at me and I walk over to her.

Wyk: Heya.
Gurl: Hieeeeeeee :icon6:
Wyk: Remember me?
Gurl: Err.. No sorry. We met before?
Wyk: Yeah. We used to be in the same class back in school. Wyk.
Gurl: WOWWWW!! You've changed sooooo much. Wow.
Wyk: *smile* Yes. I did I guess. You know what?
Gurl: Yeah?
Wyk: I used to have the hots for you back in school. I used to crave loads for a single look from you.
** Gurl Blushing **
Gurl: Wow, why didnt you ever tell me?
Wyk: I never got the chance. You wouldnt look at a ugly guy would you? No matter how nice he is by the heart?
Gurl: That's so not true.
Wyk: Maybe, but today I dont look at an ugly chick no matter how nice she is by the heart. (This aint true either but .. you know)
** I walk off **

REVENGE IS SWEEETTTTTT!!!! :evilguy: :devil:

Marry me.

lol

I lol'd.

You missed an oppertunity, lad. If she was good lookin' then you should've got cookin'

lol fuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyy

Maybe but I feel sooooo nice today I cant tell you.
That bitch didnt look at me back then and I wouldnt give her a second glance today.

Trust me, It feels GREATTTT!

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Originally Posted by d1ey0u

lol fuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyy

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Just no. It's not happening. Just, no.

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Originally Posted by iNs@nE

Wyk: Maybe, but today I dont look at an ugly chick no matter how nice she is by the heart. (This aint true either but .. you know)
** I walk off **

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Fucking awesome

** Cheers **

dude, bang the shit out of her, THEN ditch her....my god, learn the rules...

:P

what DaCheat said

Sheit! Revenge clouded my mind. :(

Still pretty bad ass though... Props.

Marry me.

Win. Respect to you mahboi.

Nice.
You missed a great opportunity (or h/e you spell it)

Nice =p

daaaaaaaamnnnn tthe bitch got pwned

Lol yes! You I'm so hot for you now, insane. But seriously, should've done what dacheat said ):

Lol good job ins@ne... i hope i can do that to the chick i like but doesn't even recognize me in the world

Good job. :D

As for the other plans, well what if she's a huge slut that won't mind fucking a guy for 1 night? You will have no revenge then.

Doesn't change the fact that you'd get laid. Plus you could also be the new proud owner of herpes!

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Originally Posted by DaCheat

dude, bang the shit out of her, THEN ditch her....my god, learn the rules...

:P

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damm you! it was me who had to post this! :(

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Originally Posted by DaCheat

Doesn't change the fact that you'd get laid. Plus you could also be the new proud owner of herpes!

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I think he can afford to pass her up for a fuck. ;)

_PwneD_
Those things just give you a real happy feelin' ;0