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Who would it be?
I would definitely pick Jessica Alba.
http://fitblog.files.wordpress.com/2...california.jpg
Hottest woman alive imo.
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I was gunna say Jessica Alba
http://www.lesouhk.ch/images/Sourires/JessicaAlba.jpg
You Sunnva Bitch.
She IS the hottest woman alive though.
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Is it too late to change my mind?
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She is/was also pregnant though, so don't expect the same woman as in that picture... (hell it's photoshopped anyway so that's impossible)
You might think it doesn't matter that much, but sometimes it really messes up their belly and all that.
Anyway i honestly don't know... so many great looking women...
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Megan Fox!!!!
http://poderresponsabilidad.files.wo...egan-fox-7.jpg
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GohanSSJ
She is/was also pregnant though, so don't expect the same woman as in that picture... (hell it's photoshopped anyway so that's impossible)
You might think it doesn't matter that much, but sometimes it really messes up their belly and all that.
Anyway i honestly don't know... so many great looking women...
the pic was taken ages ago so i don't think she has belly problems, but yes the photo was touched.
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Am a celebrity too. No one wants to sleep wid me. :cry:
Well, I'd do Megan Fox I guess.
And this topic would do better in Spamzilla if you ask me.
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lol i knew you gonna say that ;D
maybe you do me i'll do Megan ;) j/k
Megan is a hottie man
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Jessica Alba of course, isn't that the general fantasy of all male humans with eyes/the capacity to drool?
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Anyone seen that Melina chick of wrestling, I guess she's a celebrity (sort of).
If she was just a tad younger then I would choose her probably,
http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/788...aperez4tc4.jpg
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I'm just so jealous of all the girls around here cause they can have sex with me. :cry:
Me aside, I'm quite fond of Jessica Alba too.
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Liselotte
the pic was taken ages ago so i don't think she has belly problems, but yes the photo was touched.
Eh? She is/was pregnant, i honestly don't follow whether she has given birth yet or not, but if she hasn't then you get a pregnant woman, if she has then you get a woman who recently gave birth. Trust me the "perfection" goes away at that point.
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Ah, the generic hot women of films that have fk loads of mark-up artists and hair stylists before they are ready to be filmed...
I'm sure there are much hot females in every day life which don't need so much upkeep. You just know if you were dating a film star it would be very demanding what with their film schedules from dawn till dusk. But I guess people are supposed to fall in love with their on screen persona not their real life (but I guess a lot of people get confused by that, hence stalkers)
I think a more apt question would be, what character would you have sex with. Then it's hard to beat Max from Dark Angel, the body of Jessica Alba with the persona of a generically engineered super women. She is part cat, and we all know how flexible cats are! Let alone her stamina etc, and the black leather!
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Robert
I think a more apt question would be, what character would you have sex with. Then it's hard to beat Max from Dark Angel, the body of Jessica Alba with the persona of a generically engineered super women. She is part cat, and we all know how flexible cats are! Let alone her stamina etc, and the black leather!
Part cat eh...meow meow meow.
Jessica Biel
http://pixhost.eu/avaxhome/avaxhome/...a_Biel_002.jpg
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Yes, part cat.
/whistles innocently.
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GohanSSJ
Eh? She is/was pregnant, i honestly don't follow whether she has given birth yet or not, but if she hasn't then you get a pregnant woman, if she has then you get a woman who recently gave birth. Trust me the "perfection" goes away at that point.
I know, i meant the pic was taken before she's pregnant.
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Robert
Ah, the generic hot women of films that have fk loads of mark-up artists and hair stylists before they are ready to be filmed...
I'm sure there are much hot females in every day life which don't need so much upkeep. You just know if you were dating a film star it would be very demanding what with their film schedules from dawn till dusk. But I guess people are supposed to fall in love with their on screen persona not their real life (but I guess a lot of people get confused by that, hence stalkers)
Yeah I get you and to be honest, I know many people I'd much rather do it than with an actual celebrity. But well, this thread asked for a celebrity, even if they're just an illusion, so I answered one.
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I think a more apt question would be, what character would you have sex with. Then it's hard to beat Max from Dark Angel, the body of Jessica Alba with the persona of a generically engineered super women. She is part cat, and we all know how flexible cats are! Let alone her stamina etc, and the black leather!
Right on the point again and what I referred to by illusion. But hey, I suppose most people here know celebrities don't equal their characters.
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Robert
Yes, part cat.
/whistles innocently.
lol...you son of a birch...stop using your AUTHORETEH
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I'd have sex with jessica alba!
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there was a girl who worked at this watch some in boro and omg this was b4 Jessica Alba was as famous as she is now and i used to watch dark angle on sky one and seen her in the town and i went to my mate omg its dark angel girl :-0 used to see her everyday at skool was asweome lol
but tbh shakira is amazing what she would do on top of u with all that hip moving phwoarrrrrrrrr fink i just creamed my pants
and she seems to like footy :-0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5hEOJtzu34
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You guys ever heard of that crazy smexy uber iNs@anE? Man what wouldnt I give to tap that....
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Dimes
Uhh, shes hot.
Whats the name of her ? o.O
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Tupac
there was a girl who worked at this watch some in boro and omg this was b4 Jessica Alba was as famous as she is now and i used to watch dark angle on sky one and seen her in the town and i went to my mate omg its dark angel girl :-0 used to see her everyday at skool was asweome lol
but tbh shakira is amazing what she would do on top of u with all that hip moving phwoarrrrrrrrr fink i just creamed my pants
and she seems to like footy :-0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5hEOJtzu34
She's supposed to be proper clever as well.
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http://thesportsidiot.files.wordpres...a-cuthbert.jpg
Elisha Cuthbert for the ones that don't know her name.
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Sergiu14
Elisha Cuthbert ftw. But Kate Beckinsale pwns all!
http://scienceblogs.com/afarensis/up..._8678_KB26.jpg
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I would have sex with an azn
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Robert
I think a more apt question would be, what character would you have sex with. Then it's hard to beat Max from Dark Angel, the body of Jessica Alba with the persona of a generically engineered super women. She is part cat, and we all know how flexible cats are! Let alone her stamina etc, and the black leather!
I don't know how it's called in English, but do you remember the episode where she got horny as hell... just imagine spending a few days with her in that state... you will be left sore and satisfied, but you will need a few weeks to rest. ;)
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***LILK@OS***
he has a small gun
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Why do one, i'd tap em all
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is quinne a celebrity?
if not then a mix of tarja turunen and cristina scabbia
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I agree with Iron Maiden on this one! Imagine Elisha Cuthbert and Kate Beckinsale together in 1 room! :drool:
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you cant imagine it, if you see such scene you could only think holy shit! and then you eyes would go boom and your penis would skyrocket you into athmosphere
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How in the world can you name Laurence Leboeuf and Beyonce at the same time?
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he has a small gun
fine lets change the pic then
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Boko
I agree with Iron Maiden on this one! Imagine Elisha Cuthbert and Kate Beckinsale together in 1 room! :drool:
http://www.scarlett-johansson-pictur...-cover-big.jpg
Kinda like that? Even if that guy is gay, I bet he had a boner.
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[quote=***LILK@OS***;3589716]fine lets change the pic then
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@Batz
lmao
@Pieman
pic doesnt work
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Meh, it was Mischa Barton -.-.
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mischa = mine...i plan to get a picture of her tattood on me somewhere
EDIT: i didnt mention her as what id do to her wouldnt classify as sex...it probobly isnt even legal
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i thought you wanted Ramuthra
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ive allready had sex with ramuthra
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omerta
mischa = mine...i plan to get a picture of her tattood on me somewhere
EDIT: i didnt mention her as what id do to her wouldnt classify as sex...it probobly isnt even legal
Does that include the use of ducktape on any of her body parts?
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Objects longer than 15 inches?
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omerta
id say a good .5
Corrected :smile:
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Borat, no doubts about it!
http://www.herecomestheboss.com/imag...g_a-borat2.jpg
And yes.. that was a joke, I'm not crazy or gay
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KyleEnos
Mario Brink, obv.
Helena if Maria was unavailable.
Mmm both of them look kinda manly lol
That's too much of a hard choice, and I would need a line-up for comparison lol