a UK thing? cos u neva see tracksuit warriors anywere else really like ive neva seen them in america or italy or summit lol, if it im so ashamed to be british lol no wat id love to see a chinese chav lol pure jokes
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a UK thing? cos u neva see tracksuit warriors anywere else really like ive neva seen them in america or italy or summit lol, if it im so ashamed to be british lol no wat id love to see a chinese chav lol pure jokes
Sry for askin, but errm, Whats a chav ?
basic description
tend to be white
skin head or short back and sides
always in a tracksuit
took there socks in there tracksuit bottoms
wear hats burberry there pref but if not any sports one
when they wear the hats its not actually on there head its just like sittin on top of it
think there solid cos they start you when 10 mates are there but run off on there own
people who ask you if they can borrow 10p (borrow? like im gonna see u in a week and get my damn 10p back)
people who put a spoiler on a corsa
pretty much doin all the stabbin in this country
people who are up to the age of 20 and still fink its cool to stand on street corners drinkin
have no job or tend to av studied plumming or laboring
the girls tend to,
av babies wen there 13-16
big hoopy earings
talk alot of slang
cake the makeup on(some dont)
have a bad attitude
fight
pretty much nearly everyone on the jermary kyle show
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Chav's/Neds however you spin it, they are still pointless people.
Lmao.
But yeah it's something quite british.
It's definitely not in style here, infact not that many weird clothing is in style here, obviously what is weird and what's not depends on the country, but most people here just wear jeans for example that doesn't hang below their ass (we do have some here, but they get laughed at for looking like a idiot), and just a regular shirt and all. We don't have chavs, emo's or anything like that, well with some exceptions, but the majority dresses pretty normal.
Ayye you still get them, they're usually 12-18 now, anyone above that we call a dolebum, lol.
But aye, because of their low-self estee/lack of talent/nothing to give to the world, around here they can be right dickhead when it comes the mouthing, quick to fuck off/shutup when they see im not walking away.
That's another thing.
A few weeks ago, crossing an overpass thing (a walkway going over a main road), got to the other end's steps and bunch of 14-17 year olds there.I'm walking down, they do not fucking move. I say excuse me (I should've botted them in the face). But anyway, one goes "MEERRR" (wth?) so i basically just walk past them, and someone lodges their foot in the way, nearly tripping me over (im walking down steps, and they stick their fucking leg out...).
As soon as I get the foot in my way, failing to trip me I say "YOU FUC-" *interupts "Kyle don't start."
One of the girls walking with me has the nerve to telll ME not to START?
But yeah, I hate people like that. They talk shit, even do classy things as trip people down a dozen or so steps, you go to act upon it (as 90% i do) and you get some bitch "don't start"... They're the people who fucking cower at these dicktits all the time. The ones who'll get shit thrown at them and will walk by, then later laugh at each other's jokes... I'm like "holy shit. Why do we not go down there, and give those chaps a thrilling good time?".
But meh. Something i've kept bottled up.
Nope, haven't seen any in Australia, and we're much like the UK. So yea, its a UK thing.
oh god
come to where i live
i can point out one for every step you take =/
We call them "aboriginals".Quote:
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^^^ WOAH???????? :eek:
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Are chavs these wannabe gangsters? if so, Germany has plenty of them.
ROFl josh. No, abos are worse :PQuote:
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We don't have any specific sub-culture that's annoying, just the below average VMBO-ers that kick up shit where ever they are. Still quite annoying but probably not as annoying as in Britain.Quote:
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P.S I wear my jeans like that and everyone thinks I'm cool! :sad:
Lol ^^ I used to be a Chav myself will still kinda am, but im not like the others thinking there solid and drinking on the corners... just shows you need to get a job lol.Quote:
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Lmao! you aint cool Pie sorryQuote:
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Is that the same bunch when they hit Sam's leg and i told them to 'shut the fuck up', weird thing was they did for a bit when we was by them o_O. After a bit they came back, dunno if it's slow or an attempt to regain their lost 'masculinity' and i threw a bottle of lucozade over the whole bunch :D. Fuckers don't start when it's one on one a few hours later. Anywho I have to go to a party tonight with a load of chav's woooo, can't get out of it either, i tried. Last comment, chav's suck balls.Quote:
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I got the crap kicked out of me by 3 chavs for no reason
Personnaly if i had a gun i would fucking kill them all
I hate Chavs so much, the year above me has like a few. My year is everyone except like me.
They are so gay, only a few are awesome because there not full chav and like me for being jittery. I said to them I don't like football and there like wtf and im like, all peple dont like it retard.
yeah, so pretty much im alone everday but I have a friend who is like a little chav but he does that only to fit in.
Chavs beat me up cause i was emo :(
How pathetic is that :(
-Looks for attention >_>-
/Fate
Awwwwwww, what you need to do then is make sure you find some big hard skinhead mates (i know loads), find the little chav gitlets and kindly return the favour :)
Love, Syd x x x
P.S cos im so old they werent called chavs in my day lol they were 'townies' and i was a 'Ned' (punk/grunge/metal fan)........oh how time flies *sniff* and im only 30 lol
Why do you give a fu** about them if you hate them so much?
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Why do you give a fu** about them if you hate them so much?
I've had different objects thrown at me before, but the funniest thing is when you 180 on the spot, walk right up to them, square them up and then they yell "HEY DON'T TOUCH ME !! DO YOU KNOW WHO MY COUSIN IS? SHE'LL GET YOU!!"
I mean like wtf? Your going to go get your female cousin to assist you for something you started and clearly have no follow up to... Grow some balls and do something with your life.
Yeah we have that desease here on Portugal too >.<' God save us from this new gen ;_;
cant talk on the bus incase you will get stabbed
cant look at anyone on the bus incase you get stabbed
cant walk down the street talking inase you get stabbed
cant look at anyone down the street incase you get stabbed
yeah you will get stabbed
Daaaaaaamn.Quote:
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