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Santa isn't real.

the Easter bunny died, I ate him his children, his wife and all of his eggs.

Jesus was a middle eastern jew.

There is no cake, there never was, I ate it before it had a chance.

the secret to life is suicide.

God is merely and acronym for Gay On Demand.

the monster hiding under your bed isn't from the dark dimension where naughty children go, he's your next door neighbor with a criminal record or breaking & entering, pedophilia and poking badgers with spoons.



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Whoa whoa whoa. So the thing that breathes under my bed is really Mr. Ragatti from next door?

God is merely blind submission

Win. :clap_1:

yes but the pie man where can i get it from?

and this my friends is why i'm happy to be his numba 3

i can has cheezburger nao! :59:

Fuck you Santa is real!

flame on

lets get high.

and shuffle.

burn things.

Wait, a peadophile who pokes badgers with spoons?

Oh shit.

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Originally Posted by Laz-low

Wait, a peadophile who pokes badgers with spoons?

Oh shit.

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Well the new breed of weirdo's need to be introduced sometime :P.

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Originally Posted by JC/Raiden

Well the new breed of weirdo's need to be introduced sometime :P.

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Way ahead of ya.