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There was a man on the beach sun batheing naked
He saw this girl walking up so he covered himself in newspaper
The girl comes up and asks him what nes got under the news paper
He replies a bird, later on he falls to sleep and wakes up in the hospital
The doctor asked him what happened and he said he doesnt no but he saw a girl
They find the girl and asked her if she new what happened
She said i was playing with his bird and it spat on me so i broke its neck,burnt its nest and cracked its eggs!
heard someting almsot like that
there was the traveler and he stops at a farmers house and asks if he can have a place to sleep for the night. the farmer lets him spend the night the night in the barn. during the night he start to wack off and the farmer's daughter come in as askes him what he is doing. he says that the is playing with his bird and 2 eggs. she askes if she could play with it. the farmer hears a loud scream comming from teh barn and gets his shotgun and runs to see what has happen. he sees his daugher and askes what happened and she says "I was playing with his brid when it spit all over me. So i rung its neck and smashed its two eggs!"
NoPeace - out
rofl nice
scurry!
dr00lz...
i love becky tbh...
lol @ the joke
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Originally Posted by topsup123
lol :chair: :chair: :chair: :chair: :chair: :chair: :chair:
loololol
omg thats cruel,,,
LOOOOOOOOOOOL i've heard so many versions of them jokes lol,
Like this:
Some people might get affended though >.<
One day, a little girl, dad and mother decided to go out but the little girl and dad didnt want to, so the mother said to the dad, ok ill go alone but you must let the little girl do whatever she wants? the dad agrees, so the mother goes, and the little girls asks daddy could i stay up late tonight? the dad replies "no" little girls says "but mother said" so the dad let her stay up, then later on the dad was having a bath and the little girls says dad can i come in he says no and the little girls says but mum said, and he agress, she jumps in, and the dad goes to bed and the little girls ask if she could come and the dad says no u have your own bed and the girls says but mum said, so he lets her and the mum comes home to see a ambulance and she asks the little girl what happen? and she says daddy wouldnt let me play with his soldier so i bite its head off!! haha
LOOOOOOOOOOOL i've heard so many versions of them jokes lol,
Like this:
Some people might get affended though >.<
One day, a little girl, dad and mother decided to go out but the little girl and dad didnt want to, so the mother said to the dad, ok ill go alone but you must let the little girl do whatever she wants? the dad agrees, so the mother goes, and the little girls asks daddy could i stay up late tonight? the dad replies "no" little girls says "but mother said" so the dad let her stay up, then later on the dad was having a bath and the little girls says dad can i come in he says no and the little girls says but mum said, and he agress, she jumps in, and the dad goes to bed and the little girls ask if she could come and the dad says no u have your own bed and the girls says but mum said, so he lets her and the mum comes home to see a ambulance and she asks the little girl what happen? and she says daddy wouldnt let me play with his soldier so i bite its head off!! haha :icon6:
that is certainly ****ed up.....
What Mario sed. & Why posted twice?
wow ur a sick one!!!!
NoPeace - out
Sorry about my double posting my internet was being a bastard earlier and it submited 2 times by accident :eh:
If that happened to me, I think I'd kill myself.
ya it work hurt/ broke its neck