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Omg, today in the danish newspapers i read about big bang 2.0.
The french scientist built a giant machine to re-generate big bang.
If it fails its the end of the world.
If i could, i would beat those fags who are about to destroy the earth!!!
Translated from Danish to English: http://www.google.com/translate?u=ht...-8&sl=da&tl=en
(I could not find any english articles.)
ah great, so were gonna die if this guy has got it all wrong?
well at least we wont kick his ass when were all dead
Wow so matter what we all die -_-
http://thepokemonquiz.brainlex.com/images/Slowpoke.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by iBimbo
Please tell me you're trolling.
What the fuck?
Wow, what can I say talk about emos.
If your talking about the LHC there like 100 odd threads about this :/
New papers are little late i got put on in the summer pmsl.
He's taking about the large hadron collider. I guess they call it the 'Big Bang 2.0'...
Break through in physics ftw ^_^
well evan if earth goes bye bye at-lest everyone going to go.
wtf this is mad stupid, someone should stop this. so are they going to blast this shit right on earth?
Someone stop those people, I aint prepare to die (yet).
Also, someone was making a machine to create a little blackhole.
wtf.
i dont get what theyre gonna do...
so they made this huge machine and gonna shoot it at the sun?
hmm..
They are basically recreating the big bang event.
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You are all fucking retarded, do some research before posting shit like this. Gullible morons.Quote:
Originally Posted by ihatehaxor
yay another reason for us to think we're either going to die or make an explosion for good stuffs. You'd think there'd be someone out there that could figure out a way of explaining events in the universe without the threat of extinction being present.
love translation errors XDQuote:
Originally Posted by article
For all we know, we could have been sucked into a black hole, no one knows what will happen once an object gets sucked into one.
Just plain theoretical.
You wrote the article about it...the Large Hydrogen Collider, the Atom Smasher...Quote:
Originally Posted by ***LILK@OS***
They are NOT "re-creating" the big bang. They say that it's possible to create small black holes, invisible to the human eye...which disappear just as quickly as appearing with no danger to anyone or anything. The only danger is that it might create a large black hole, which is according to some scientists a 1 in a million chance.
Either way, who gives a shit even if it happens...it'll be more exciting than anything you've ever done/ will do...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider
http://www.lhc.ac.uk/about-the-lhc.html
A risk of black holes, but no risk of the Earth being engulfed and wiping out the human race.
LMFAOQuote:
Originally Posted by iBimbo
Its called the LHC, and actully I believe its located in France and Germany (yes, its huge). LHC stands for Large Heydrom Collider, and it was made to collide protons at sub-light speeds. When you collide them at faster speeds, the more information you get *Note: Protons are one of the smallest things on earth*. The information we get can help us prove the big bang theory. The LHC is 99.999% safe, and is being turned online on September 9th. This will NOT destroy the earth, it is simpily to get information about the big bang, and the "god particle." The god particle is named because it gives everything mass. Not only is the LHC an amazing engineering and building achivement, but it is a scientific milestone.
If that shit comes down on us on 2012, i'll feel dumb because I've been to everybody who believe the world is gunna in 2012, i told them it was impossible and stuff
but i highly doubt that the scientist has the authority do that
few things to say:
1, OMFG
2, what's the LHC
3,FUCK! Black holes?
4, what would happen exactly that could kill us all? ( I can't read the danish)
5, I don't want to die a virgin.
6, Does anyone here read the Bible? In the bible it says the 6 stages of arnegeddon... 4-5/6 have ALREADY happened...
sounds like another lhc
WTF is a LHC?
Large Hadron Collider, Particle Smasher. Laz those made fun of me because I started saying (as a joke) that we were all going to die because of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rainwizzard
Quit being so gullible.
If this had a chance to destroy the Earth, they would obviously have been stopped by now.
Actually, it does have a chance, but it's too small of a chance for scientists to care. :euro:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ron
I couldnt care more , Mini Black Holes will dissipate in secs - minisecs ( too small even if they appear )
Beside Breakthroughs comes from Experiences and stupid ideas , If he blows up or we go into another dimension , sucked by a Black hole , we wont be here , at least no more climate problems :P no more Iran , Oil , Russia and specially no more BUSH and US Politics bullshit
There would be more of a chance of habbotards ruling the earth than this thing destroying the earth.
nano-nano-nano-nano-nano-nano-nano-nano-nano-nano-second it will disappear
99.9999999999999% Chance that it's safe
Is this this Hadron Collider thing again? Seriously, if I'm gonna die, I don't wanna know when, and if, it will happen.
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Can you not read?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rainwizzard
Or are you just spamming randomly.
Well it should be getting done on wednesday, quite humerous and worrying how crazy it has gotten at my school, everyone worrying they are going to die.
Though, even with the chances being super slim, i wouldn't be doing it whilst it could happen. The chance to be swallowed by a blackhole or to have the world turn into a blob of strange matter.
Well no-one will know what will happen and if it does happen, the effects will happen so fast, we probably won't know it happened as we're all dead.
i want to finish college 1st!
change these grades i got =/ :P
it wont happen we wont vanish xD
Im glad im not in school anymore id be punching allot of my class mates.
wow, this will surely start an internet meme. get ready to lulz so hard even chuck norris shall shit bricks.
Lol i read this a few weeks back, And it could cause a black hole, but some scientist said it wud dissappear as soon as it came lol...And someone is trying to sue them over it rofl
Guys, if this will fire and fail i would like to state
I LOVE U ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
-Mewhywhy
Retard.Quote:
Originally Posted by mewhywhy
So, a test is scheduled for wensday isnt it? acording to wiki there will be also something else on october...
bah we wont die anyways... they have said id before
in the 2000 they all said we were going to die... nope
in the 2001 as well... still here
2003 once again... nope nothing
2006... 06-06-06.... mhm still here!
now the bullshit about blackhole in the 2008, and finally the shit about the 2012 because the mayan calendar says is the end blah blah... just wondering how much more stories about this are they going to make?
yes this might kill us, but it wont. duh
and hmmm about the bible, do you really believe in that? (sorry if anyones feels insulted, i dont believe in god, curch or anything anymore...)
Eek Beat Those Crazy Fags and send them to hell to test it xD
Cant handle a joke?Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterBubba
looking at ur post history ur the retard.
get a life plx....little kid.
This is what fuks forums up... 14 year old kids like u.....
-Mewhywhy
This is stupid. iBimbo did NOT read this article and the translation is so bad, that noone can make anything out of it.
What this article is actually about (read it in non-translated) is that all the rumours are already busted and even though they would create a black hole, it would be so small and die right away. A black hole only means victory, because it will help us understand how the physics work.
I believe it is misleading of iBimbo to post this when half the words, being the keywords, are not translated. This is not a "it's gonna happen", it's a "simply not possible" article.
He must be mental......hes risking the world everything, and tbh, i don't think it'll work, so farewell.
Also...is this meant to be happening in 2012?
Or is this just a rumour everyone is talking about it, but like twisting the story.
Someone said we're gunno die because of storms, someone else said something about power..
lol @ WeveOrWevo! What do you think yourself?
All religions have foreseen the end of the world so many times, never true. That is just one reason not to waste your life, beliveing in a god that could not exist.
Once again, this is completely controlled experiment and it's nothing new. Get over it and stop acting like you were 12.
the thing is, yes, we could create a black hole, BUT and this is a big but, is that the amount of energy that is being released is tiny, as in about the amout of enery a a mosquito hitting your forehead. please do your homework before mindlessly yelling: OH NOEZ WERE ALL GONNA GET SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE! AAAAAA WERE ALL GONNA DIE.
also, the first particle (which isint going to be collided with another) is going to do a round trip of the LHC tomorrow. they are colliding the particles in about 5 weeks
are u retard? go to the LHC page and read shit head, obviusly they will create a black hole... but as it was pointed 100 times before, as soon at it appears it will dissapear!
no1 is going to die, no shit is going to happen to the world... READ BEFORE SAYING STUPID SHIT...
acording to the scientifics, there might not even be able to create a blackhole, also prooving that the big bang was not the one who caused the creation of the universe, clearing out that maybe god did... BUT THATS BULLSHIT!
the point is, the assholes that are scared because the black hole might kill us all, should become emotards habbotards mappletards all at once and then go and suicide for being such an incult a retard and a total shit head...
Have a nice rant?Quote:
Originally Posted by kstor1234
xD sorry i get mad about stuff to fast ^^
I'm getting seriously pissed of about this...It's not being launched, but it's being injected with energy beams. I notice a difference...
Yeah..i only read the first post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuias
I've been researching about it, and i know now that it is an experiment and it will happen that fast nobody will even notice.
I believe someone said it earlier in this thread or one of the many others.
The chance for a black hole huge enough to swallow the earth is like 1 to a million.
Guys on the radio said that they would perform the tests tomorrow.
Oh yeah we're all gonna die....
The world isn't going to end due to anything a scientist creates anytime soon so please stop worrying about it and get rid of these hundreds of threads which are on the forums :D
If you want to put your mind at rest;
http://www.csmonitor.com/2003/0523/p25s02-stss.html
I know its from 2003.
Lewis.
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Originally Posted by Daily News
Interesting article OnlinePixel, Thanks for the link :)
This guy are forsure a haboon,
SERIOUSLY
think about me, you, you, and you!
we'll die if this haboon fails O.O
Newspaper : http://www.expressen.se/Nyheter/1.12...r-jorden-under
Well it was on channel 5 lol..and it said that it would definatly not be the end rofl
Dam people, great minds from over the world are helping in this project to assure 100% that it will work.
Want me to show you home with the other haboons? : DQuote:
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rofl, it must be true... a habbotard saw it on channel 5!
Is this even real?
Or am I just a newbie ><
Read the whole topic? Nothing is going to happen, jesus..
end of the world. huh :o....
hey i think you didnt see that news you read is in "today's Joke" Section o.o .
Sigh, u guys are so paranoid lol.
dont worry, this has happened alot of times in nature :P the hole is too small to be stable (from what i have heard) and will collaple almost immeadetly.
And IF it actually did go wrong, dont worry this guy will save us:
http://www.verklighetskrig.com/blogg.../09/lhcoz5.jpg
He so will! I mean super cool dude or what?Quote:
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Lewis.
My friends kept spreading this around the whole school.
Lol its on Yahoo thats its already been turned on xD...Ansd its still here lol
Guys go to www.google.com look at the image ;) ironic isent it
But yes it has been turned on today for a small test..... LATER This year it will reasamble before the bigbang so atm its nothing yet :)
Yeahhhhhh we died.
Omg were alive!
The project leader of LHC said it was safe, as in nothing would happen.
I find it hard to believe how it would completely destroy the Earth if it is not successful?
Anyone care to explain?
Also, yes, I was watching it on GMTV today. And most of the people in my little brothers class cried rofl because he told them about it!
Nevermind.
EDITED: Pieman made me edit.
This is why it's a bad idea to make a child with your sister.Quote:
Originally Posted by New User
Seriously, it's disgraceful you don't know what the big bang is. But even if you didn't, one google search could've gave you all the answers. But instead, you need to be a douche and make some half-ass retarded post in an already retarded thread.
If I could I'd stab you in the face. Really.