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Last night me and my girlfriend were making out and we started to started to have sex and her grandmother walked in on us :S my girlfriend and i are kinda scared what shes gonna do today..any advice that could help?plz no odd comments plz..this is kinda important, so if anyone has every had something like this happen to you plz tell me what i can do :S ( she lives with her grandmother)
What exactly do you expect us to say? You got caught, big deal, nothing you can do about it now. What advice do you want? We cannot control what her grandmother does. Unless you are asking about ways to kill her, then i do not see how anyone here can help.
She's going to tell your parents, And your parents are gonna call the cops, And they're going to show up to your house and arrest you for date rape; and then you will be taken to jail, where you'll be buttraped in the showers by a thug and his gonna make you his bitch, after you've done your sentence you will be release with parole and Ten Thousand hours of community service. But when you think is all over, Her grandma is going to sneak in your house in the night and castrate you while you're asleep. Good luck my friend, May The Force Be With You.
P.S. Lock the Door next time!
i mean i am sure a few of u got caught like how did u get over it ?:S
Just ask the grandma if she wants to get involved next time.. simple as that.
No but really not much you can do besides live in fear - well whenever I do crap like this (well not like this but stuff that will eventually come out) I just get it out in the open asap so I don't have to worry about it because it's not the consequence(s) that's scary it's the anticipation of who's going to say what and when.
What exactly is the point of this thread? how did we get over getting caught having sex? It has happened MANY times by my friends, dad, and even my brother. Big deal, they just realize what is happening and they walk off. It's sex, it's a perfectly normal and natural part of life, it's only wrong if you're like 25 and she is 13.Quote:
Originally Posted by hughrobbie
I wouldn't worry about it.
Just go with whatever happens.
I've been catch a few times, and i've got a way with it.
So i'm sure your be alright, so stop worrying
dude, kid chill out, the worse thing that could possibly happen, Is you getting a lecture about sex and respect. You ain't going to be hang or something, Just....did you have protected sex?
Or if your 17 and shes 25, and a teacher, and hot.... then it's only wrong because it wasn't me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rishwin
But yeah, sex is natural. As long as your at an age where if anything went wrong you could look after the child. It all depends on how old you are, if your under age I hope she tells you to quit it. Seriously have people never heard of under age pregnancies?
Age plays a factor but it doesn't make a good parent, it's more about maturity & responsibility.Quote:
Originally Posted by Robert
I've seen parents who provide a better base as in food, clothing, home etc then alot of older people.
If your old enough to get it hard, your old enough to deal with your fuck ups :D
if its a big deal why post it on the internet?
E-drama/attention.Quote:
Originally Posted by ***LILK@OS***
Hide under a rock for a couple years, the granny might forget you.
Asking about advices in such cases, or advices in love affairs on internet forum like RZ - how retarded are you to do it? gosh... -.-
Mmm feed the attention whore.
Grow the fuck up. There's nothing special about it. You just say, "hmm that's a little weird for my grandma to find us having sex" then you move on. If you're not mature enough to handle something like this then you shouldn't be mating. If your girlfriend is mature enough to handle this then she shouldn't be either.
Gotta love topics like these... they're so frequent on the internet now 'a days it seems. I think this will be the last time I post in one and continue the cycle of idiocy. I suggest everyone else do the same lol
anybody could say that about your threads >.>Quote:
Originally Posted by ***LILK@OS***
anyways who cares, next time ask for a threesome
because she's a FEEEMALLLEEE! for most women all you can expect is outcries for attention...Quote:
Originally Posted by Initiate
no offense.
@thread starter
You now have officially taken my title of attention whore, walk up to the granny, smack her in the face, and tell her to go make you a grilled cheese sandwhich.
This is what i suggest:
Wait till ur grandma is alone in her living room or some place close to the entrace(Door), then run in the house naked yelling SEX FTW!..
Suggestion 2:
Invite some really hawt grandpa over.. and when they go up into there room, just walk in and say.. Omgsh ur having sex, maybe i shouldnt get involved next time!
i dont post my sex problems or love problems on here thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Initiate
or if it is a serious problem.
and the last time i posted about my life on here was when i went on holiday, which ill like to say that was because i was excited
i didnt want advice on how to do my holiday did i?
cos you gays piss about when ever i do that notice how i stoped
to stop you faggots bitching and moaning like a load of old grannies.
how old r u? lol may be bring a nice cake to grandma and have a nice talk with her. talk about her first time >.>
WAIIIT so did u guys finish?
You are only alive because of sex and still you shame it.
lol...hoooo PShhh!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by ***LILK@OS***
It's true you did stop...I noticed.
LoL...I'm sure the granny did something similar back 60 years ago...so she'll be cool about it.
uh ohh, can we get this chick some midol?Quote:
Originally Posted by ***LILK@OS***
anyway, if your gonna be havin sex, try not to do it with the grandma in the other room dude. everyone gets caught at least once in their life, nothing bad is going to come of it except for maybe you wont be able to see this girl. but hey, go after 'em but dont catch 'em. if you know what i mean
One question,
how old are you?
It also depends alot where you live,
which religion etc. etc..
Let's take an example:
In the islam religion, you're not allowed to have sex w/o marriage.
Then I'm sure a grandmother would be very angry,
and in the islam religion,
it's '' allowed '' to kill the person who break against the rules.
http://www.aceros-de-hispania.com/im...to/axe-14f.jpg
Too late to return now!
Agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ytys Vynsan
He/She makes sense.
You already got caught.
You cant hide it.
Just avoid her grandmom :P
time to leave for japan.
My 13 year old sister my mum my brother my dad has caught me and my ex.
Its life.
rofl u got caught by her grandmother LOL>
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Originally Posted by Rishwin
You want my honest opinion...Quote:
Originally Posted by hughrobbie
If something like that happened to me...
I've seen many different kinds of videos..
The fact proving that alot of old people are losing alot of brain functions/cells.
There is a possiblity of 20/100 that she will forget about the day you guys were doing "it"
*****AFTER A GAME OF BINGO******
Fact: This is true...
All grandma/grandpa's love bingo...
if not take them to buffe takeout their mind will be all sleepy and lose everything...
my grand pearants dont like bingo.Quote:
Originally Posted by ファックするジェイ
so that is not a fact at all.
it is a sterotype
i think u shld just act as if nothing happens and hope your grand mother also plays along... good luck
She was young once too, I'm sure she'll get over it. If not, it's time to go return some video tapes.
(Kudos to those who get refference)
Lol oh dear, I understand people asking for relationship advice and wanting help with other personal matters but this is abit silly lol.
Big deal you got caught having Sex, it's the most natural thing in the world. If I was you I'd of just laughed at your girlfriends grandmothers reaction as she came through the door, then just carried on after she left :/ lol. She isn't gonna shoot you, she isn't gonna cause you both to be split up because that's impossible anyway.
so what happened now its been a few days so what was her reaction?
LOL at 16+ (as if it doesn't attract anyone who's under 16 to just come and read it anyway)
Shit Happens, at least you got your end away.
how funny is that.
Grandma caught you guys, lol.
Well it's human nature, and i'm sure she'll get over it
Well, I was kind of exaggerating...Quote:
Originally Posted by ***LILK@OS***
Everyone sees old people in tv go to bingo contests....
N'ways I think that she will definietly go over it...
It's not like it's never going to happen...
Everyone have to at least once expierence this some point in their life
*which i did not yet expierence*
neither do mine lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by ***LILK@OS***
My grandparents just like having company.
Lol....Quote:
Originally Posted by theninjaway
I was thinking of bingo after watching
"Big Mama"
Anyone have the same idea?
Anyone watched Big Mama?
They have a bingo thing... where they fight...
Just do it with the grandma and say there even XD
lol just kidding,
you should just say so what ?, sex is normal. What she gonna do ? kill you and ure girlfriend and dump her into the sea in aruba and sleep normal like nothing happend ?
you are ebil XDQuote:
Originally Posted by LightWarrior
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If he want to kill her grandmother:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rishwin
Play GTA IV and get some skilss1111111111