Neededing A Gimp Teacher!

Title Says it all If any one has the following I love to Have you As A Teacher :P

1.At least have some of your work I can see
2.Have a MSN Or Yahoo Messenger
3.Teach the basic's On up
4.Able to show me "Easy" Ways to do things
5.Be Creative


Yea it sounds weird but I haven't found Tut's that Really teach me anything.
Since i cant Find Any i was hoping some of the GFX Artist will Help me :P
So if you can help me just add my Yahoo Or MSN Or just post on here that you can
Then ill just add you my self If you want So i hope this is in the right section :P

Some of my work so you see where I'm at (Not far) Plus im using Gimp If that helps

Sig's-
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Here's My MSN And Yahoo
Saver1337@hotmail.com
Sizemoret2@yahoo.com

Well, no efence but... You really need to learn what 'learn' is.
The best way to found the correct path is just teach ur self. As I did, and I'll keep doing until I dead lol.
This took me a lot of time, including the time I spend for learn english, teaching my self. This goes for every program you use for all kind of things ;P

Eh well im trying to But it hasnt worked So I was asking some people :P

One word "Google" and "Tutorials".

Eh i try them but they never explain for us "Newb's"

http://www.gimp.org/tutorials/

can i say "tut i dont understand this part" can i ?

Heres a short tut (no offense):

1. Open Control Panel.
2. Go to Add/Remove Programs
3. Uninstall GIMP.
4. Go to the Adobe Home page.
5. Install Photoshop cs3 or cs4.
6. You'll find many more tuts for PS. (especially in the tut section here.)

Hope I helped ^^

i like that top sig
but yeah you would be better off with PS