Masturbation

Alright, stop hiding that you don't or try to act like you don't we all do it, some more than others, some less, but the fact is we all do it, girls do it too. We all masturbate, and I'm bored and I want to hear funny shit about masturbation, apparently according to studies if you masturbate at least once a week you have a lesser chance of getting prostate cancer? I guess old sperm is bad for you or something? IDK but c'mon tell us some interesting stuff, don't be shy now. Yes I am a crazy ass guy. I talk about anything 8) Alright gogogogo.

arn't we all horny once in a while

ofcourse we all masterbate except for I Rule Mu

Best one was I had a bat once and my Mum opened the door and I quickly jumped up and held the door closed and then told her I was wrapping her present for her birthday up and so she waited outside for a while and I got rid of all evidence.

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Originally Posted by TheAJ

arn't we all horny once in a while

ofcourse we all masterbate except for I Rule Mu

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:wink:

LMFAO AHAHAHA I just get caught in the funniest ways xD I was fapping away, then she comes outa nowhere and opens the door, then I'm like "I gota go shit" then I chill at the bathroom (first time got caught rofl) funny times... I was so scared I shat bricks :O

Done.

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Originally Posted by Batz

Done.

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Done with what? rofl *knows whats coming next*

I don't really have any interesting stories :(.

I hasn't do that.

Lies ^ Everyone fucking knows what it is because everyone has done it.

I don't really feel the need to.

But you've done it, and you can't say you haven't. You guys are scared to admit you do it, at least have the balls to say you've done it. ;P

Oh yeah, I'm not denying that. I'm just saying, I don't really do it anymore. Not because I feel it's beneaht me or I'm ashamed, just because I feel I'd rather spend those moments doing something a bit more constructive.

Lol why you guys talking bout this stuff??? :O

I'm not a masturbator like you.

I'm like a masturbating MAN!AC ! :D: