[TXT] Farting his guts out
Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.
Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, "One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!"
One Thanksgiving morning, Martha's preparing the turkey and gets an idea. Before her husband gets up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself.
Well, later that morning, Bob wakes up and goes through his morning ritual. He screams as he goes running into the bathroom. Martha laughs, but is concerned after noticing that Bob has been in the bathroom for 3 hours.
She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when Bob opens up, pale as a ghost. He says, "You were right. You were right. I did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them back up there again."
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Somebody fingers himself...
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ewww.
i lol'd though.
I would pay to see her face when he said that, lmao.
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LOL!
he shoved all of it back up?
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That was gross and sort of funny. I know her face was pale after hearing that.
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WOw, that was a nice one.
Some dumb people these days.
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eurgh that's NASTY lol xD
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Reminds me a stories from Darwin Awards book.
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that was both funny and gross
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I wonder if anyone really does that.. xD
Fart every morning for 15 years !
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Originally Posted by
xbLazE
I wonder if anyone really does that.. xD
Fart every morning for 15 years !
I don't fart every morning, I get a boner every morning.
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Eww. Lmfao. That was actually funny.
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that's one of the grossest stuff I've heard in my days :(