Originally Posted by
KyleEnos
There's a conspiract going on for sure.
Still, no sausage roll has been found. I'm beginning to think it's either:
I've come to the conclusion that my dog, that fucking shitzu stole my damn sausage roll, ate it and shat in my room just to fucking pile it on. AS IF EATING MY SAUSAGE ROLL DIDN'T CAUSE ENOUGH GOD DAMN STRESS.
Now, the question is, what do I do with the dog?
Even though it's taken a shat, I doubt the roll has been digested, meaning it could still be in little parts. I think I could probably open her up and glue the parts together..
What do you think?