[Text]Why was Helen Keller such a bad drive?

Because she was a woman. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

http://lolwomen.ytmnd.com/

What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?
The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.

A man is driving along in his car when he suddenly gets pulled over by the police, the man pokes his head out of the window and says "what seems to be the problem officer?" the cop looks bluntly at him and says "are you aware that a woman fell out of your car about 2 minutes ago?" the man let out a sigh "thank fuck for that i thought i had gone deaf!"

Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove.

Why do women have short feet?
So they can stand closer to the stove.

Why dont women have a penis?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.

How is a woman like a laxative?
They both irritate the crap out of you.

Woman inspires us to great things...and prevents us from achieving them.

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
You hit her.

Wanna hear a funny joke?
Women's rights.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, shes already been told twice.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, let the bitch cook in the dark!


What would men do without women?


They would train another animal


How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?


None, because they never change anything!


[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=3] How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

• 11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it.
  
  
  

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=3] How is a pussy like a grapefruit?

• The best ones squirt when you eat them.
  
  

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=3] [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] How do you know when a woman

Lol the last one made me rofl, I love sexist jokes :(

sexist jokes ftl.

Some of the men jokes were funny but some were just rewording of the women ones so not as good imo (a few of them were better than some of the women ones)
Only one of them didn't make sense to me though:
'What did God say after creating man?

I can do so much better.'

Only because everyone knows that God's a man, sooo yeah o_O.

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Hella lots of joke here xD

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Originally Posted by Grasna

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

'What did God say after creating man?

I can do so much better.'

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What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why.
(Adam Ferrara)



And the What did God say after creating man? one.
Is this joke implying that he created women, a weak being, to make up for the creation of males?
xD
We men arez slowsz

No but seriously there are some retarded men out there, especially pedophiles.
My friend gets the weirdest messages from men.

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Originally Posted by Ambrosiax

What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why.
(Adam Ferrara)



And the What did God say after creating man? one.
Is this joke implying that he created women, a weak being, to make up for the creation of males?
xD
We men arez slowsz

No but seriously there are some retarded men out there, especially pedophiles.
My friend gets the weirdest messages from men.

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tell me about it.
I had a 48 year old man message me on myspace telling me that he wanted to 'chat' and gave me his number. :ehh:

Rofl
some of these made me lol.
Anna is getting offensive ;)

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Originally Posted by Grasna

tell me about it.
I had a 48 year old man message me on myspace telling me that he wanted to 'chat' and gave me his number. :ehh:

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Some people even have a family.
xD

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...23915269125026

Adam Ferrara everybody :O

How is a pussy like a grapefruit?

* The best ones squirt when you eat them.


LOL im laughing at that one

"Wanna hear a funny joke?
Women's rights."

LoooOoo00oOoo0o0o0o0o0o0OoOO0o0o0o0Oo0o00oL

you have give me material for partys :P ty ahahhahaha

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Originally Posted by GrisoM

"Wanna hear a funny joke?
Women's rights."

LoooOoo00oOoo0o0o0o0o0o0OoOO0o0o0o0Oo0o00oL

you have give me material for partys :P ty ahahhahaha

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I would be careful saying that around women, buddy :o.
You would get slapped faster then you can say OOPS.

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Originally Posted by Grasna

I would be careful saying that around women, buddy :o.
You would get slapped faster then you can say OOPS.

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Just think in the 1800-1960's if the internet was around you'd probably be limited to a few sites and I'd be in a reservation with no rights in society because i'd be the foulest mix breed. Native and Black. Thats a double whammy.
:D isn't America great?

nice jokes
grasna ones were kewl also
but some of them were rephrasing the other jokes

hahahah .... i love dis shit ..rofl ... epic ..

I love dis one ..

Wanna hear a funny joke?
Women's rights.


hahahahhahaha

These are funneh.

LoL that was good, some of em were pretty harsh lol...but still pretty funny.

Hahaha,
a nice joke,

~_~,
but the "SHE WAS A WOMAN"
text in the site,

IT was disgusting and,
that was awesome.

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Originally Posted by Ambrosiax

Just think in the 1800-1960's if the internet was around you'd probably be limited to a few sites and I'd be in a reservation with no rights in society because i'd be the foulest mix breed. Native and Black. Thats a double whammy.
:D isn't America great?

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Meh, my mums indian, my grandmum is white and my granddad is black on my dads side, and my grand parents on the mums side are both indian...
I take it you would have chosen the reservation over the... whatever they had blacks living in those days?

lol at the last one :))

Dude, these are so phooking funny!

They're going on my pendrive :D

Read the yellow sign in the back.
http://sexwar.ytmnd.com/


google is a sexist.
http://wandcgooglemonster.ytmnd.com/

Some of those were really funny.

Best was "wanna hear a joke?" "women's rights"