[Text] Flood Destroys Library

GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY

DESTROYED BY FLOOD Crawford, Texas (AP)

A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the books were kept. Both books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.

Rofl.
Pwnt.
No more colouring for G.W.B!

How did the flood came in?

He forgot to turn off the tap in the bathroom?

Lol, he was just about finishing coloring the second one, hah! That'll teach him

ROFL!
Never knew George W. Bush colors XD

FEMA couldnt respond cuz they're too busy laughing their butts off.