[Text] IM Convo

MackTrucker2000: Hey there sexy.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Do I know you?
MackTrucker2000: Not yet but you should want to.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really?
MackTrucker2000: Yah
MackTrucker2000: Let's chat.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: About what?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What do you want to chat about?
MackTrucker2000: Let's talk about you
MackTrucker2000: what are you wearing right now sugar?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Hold on for a minute.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: ok?
MackTrucker2000: k
MackTrucker2000: What are you doing
MackTrucker2000: heloo. U still there?

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm back.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: So what were we talking about?
MackTrucker2000: you were going to tell me what you were wearing.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Not much. I'm just getting ready for bed.
MackTrucker2000: mmmmmmm. I like that.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm over at my friend's house.
MackTrucker2000: Tell me.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Tell you what?
MackTrucker2000: tell me what you have on
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No. You tell me what you have on.
MackTrucker2000: I'm wearing a pair of jeans and that's all.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Gross. Is your big fat stomach hanging over them?
MackTrucker2000: No sugar. Im very good shape. Work out every day.
MackTrucker2000: have six pack.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Lol. Me and my friend Laura are drinking a six pack right now!
MackTrucker2000: I like that. Come on baby tell me
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok. I have on a pair of underwear, and Laura's Superman t-shirt.
MackTrucker2000: Is that all?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Yep.
MackTrucker2000: Is the t-shirt tight?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Yeah. It's skin tight.
MackTrucker2000: no bra?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Nope. I never sleep in a bra.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It's too constricting.
MackTrucker2000: mmmmm. I like that.
MackTrucker2000: tell me more
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You like to wear a bra to sleep?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: That's weird.
MackTrucker2000: lmfao. No i like that you don't wear one.
MackTrucker2000: I want to slide my hand up your shirt.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really?
MackTrucker2000: mmmmmm.. yeah.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Well maybe we should get to know each other a little bit better first.
MackTrucker2000: what for.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What's your name?
MackTrucker2000: Chuck
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: My name is Sarah
MackTrucker2000: Hahah. Yeah that's what I figured
MackTrucker2000: so do you like to suck cock sarah
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Wow. You really like to get right to it don't you?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What's your last name, Chuck?
MackTrucker2000: Why do you want it
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm just trying to get to know you, that's all
MackTrucker2000: Well I don't want to know you that well.
MackTrucker2000: I just want to have a good time
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok. Sorry.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I didn't mean to freak you out.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Where are you from?
MackTrucker2000: MD
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really? Me too!
MackTrucker2000: No your not your from San Diego.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: How do you know that?
MackTrucker2000: cause it says it on your profile page
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No, I just put that there to throw people off.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You really have to be careful who you talk to on these things.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I really live in Maryland and I'm really only 18.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I still live at home with my Mom and Dad.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Where in Maryland are you?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm in Baltimore.
MackTrucker2000: Im in Manchester
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No way!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Get out of here!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I live in Manchester too!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I didn't want to say Manchester because I didn't think you would know where it is.
MackTrucker2000: Don't lie, sugar. Lets fuck
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Seriously! I'm not lying.
MackTrucker2000: Ok lets talk about my big cock in your mouth
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Wait a second.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Let's talk more about you.
MackTrucker2000: don't want to talk about me
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Gosh, you're so secretive.
MackTrucker2000: take your panties off sugar.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: But first you have to tell me where in Manchester you live.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Come on. I'll tell you.Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Maybe we already know each other.
MackTrucker2000: doubt it.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You're so funny
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: My Dad calls me sugar all the time.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I live right near Grace Bible church.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Do you have a picture that I can see?
MackTrucker2000: check my profile
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Oh. Ok. Hold on.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: OMG. Dad, this is Chrissy.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It's me, Chrissy.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Your daughter? Duhhh. Hello?
MackTrucker2000: shut up whore. I don't have any daughters.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, I'm serious. This is really Chrissy.
MackTrucker2000: whats your last name then
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It's Bolchezk, same as yours.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Evil_Sarah is just my made up name online, Dad.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm over here at Laura's house. remember?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Spending the night?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Hello?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, are you there?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You're disgusting.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I hate you.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm going to tell Mom about this.
MackTrucker2000: quit trying to mess with me
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, I'm not kidding.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It's Chrissy. Our phone number is 410-374-****!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: We live at **** Charmil Drive, right by Grace Bible Church.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Answer me.
MackTrucker2000: <<has logged out>>

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100 bucks for sex

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office...
but she belonged to someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll
give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
but the girl said, "NO."

Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend...
so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up
the money very fast...
he won't even be able to get his pants down.

She agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to
call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what
happened...She said, "The bastard used quarters!"

Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety
before agreeing to it, and getting screwed