[TXT] Low sperm count.

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12-01-09
Parker

[TXT] Low sperm count.

A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!".

Pretty much leeching but found it funny :D:
12-01-09
Life.Life

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Was expecting something sexual, kinda dissapointing tbh. Never the less, it was decent. Gave me a grin.
12-01-09
HeavenlyGifted

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Not that great but.

Haha Neighbor...
12-01-09
blyddlyl

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The doctor is so weird LOL.. And this is hilarous
12-01-09
ChewBecca

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lol haha okay i thought it was something else but yeah
12-01-09
foxx

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I know this one in Czech :O:
12-01-09
Mindblaster7

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Original, I also know it.. in Danish :P

lol'd
12-01-09
Superfun

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Quote:

Originally Posted by foxx

I know this one in Czech :O:

Quote:

Originally Posted by MindbLaster7

Original, I also know it.. in Danish :P

lol'd

Well now u guys know it in english :P
12-01-09
Deva

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Pretty darn funny :D
12-01-09
Joser

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That was funny. I was liek dang old mans a G. But nao.
Rofl...
12-01-09
Laz-low

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Aha, that was pretty good
12-01-09
giraffesyo

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Pretty good indeed. Caught me off guard.
12-01-09
Chelseaa

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Everyone was expecting the same thing, rofl.
12-01-09
Parker

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Yeah all of you people have dirty minds.. :P:
15-01-09
NobodyWOW

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Haha nice one ;)
15-01-09
ReyMysterio

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Haha , funny story there :)
15-01-09
Rickpwns

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Rofl nice one mate, eek clown
15-01-09
PixelPro

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o_O The second time I read it, I giggled. Nice find, rofl!
15-01-09
Monsta.

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I didn't expect that but yeah. Funny, nice one haha.
16-01-09
Kelvin1994

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Chelseaa

Everyone was expecting the same thing, rofl.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Parker

Yeah all of you people have dirty minds.. :P:

Lolz,that has prove we're not gays..
17-01-09
Vision

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That caught me. Really good.
17-01-09
Tyler

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Nothing like a nice smile to Kick Start the Day. :):
17-01-09
~banned~

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nice find lol a joke to end the day -.-