[Txt] 8 months pregnant

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.

She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming!" and I smiled.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to grin.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."

The judge slams his gavel down, case dismissed.

Hahahaha, that was pretty good xD
I didn't see any of those answer's coming xD

Lmfao, that was a good one xD

hahahahaha awesome lol XDDD u made my day xD

ROFLMAO ! :D usually jokes are lame but this one owns

I don't get why you would be arrested for laughing at someone, but good joke. xD
Williams big stick did the trick xD

LOL thats was good txt i've read in a while [x

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Originally Posted by Ambrosiax

I don't get why you would be arrested for laughing at someone, but good joke. xD
Williams big stick did the trick xD

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Yea, that would be something he explains to the bus driver without even having the police involved... not in court O.o

don't kill the joke you noobs. lol.

aww man you just killed the joke.....darn i thought it was funny too

Williams Big Stick Did the Trick.. rofl I didn't see that coming :o

LoL, came out of nowhere XD

dam..cracked me up =]

HAHA1 i didnt sdee ANY of them coming how funny xD

Haha, that was pretty funny.

ahaa, that was pretty good
too long to be a text though

Lmao!
That made my day, thanks =D

:thumbup:

I didn't mean to kill the joke D:
Seriously it would have been better if he just had a talk to the bus driver instead
though. Otherwise all my attention goes to why he was arrested, instead of the joke. xD

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Originally Posted by gimpo354

ahaa, that was pretty good
too long to be a text though

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I kow rite cause text can only be so lung rite?!