Everybody Loves DTB

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Originally Posted by The Bible According To Don

"The path of DonTonberry is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is Don who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For Don is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Don when I lay my vengeance upon you."

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The Book of Don 29:13


I Am Great Aren't I?

Sexy, Fair, Strong, Lean, Tough And Unegotistical.
I Strike Down My Enemies And The Enemies Of My Brother With Carefully Manufactured Insults And Well Placed Wit. I Have Also Been Known To Include Profanity In My Arguments.

People Fear My Wrath, As It Usually Ends In There Attempted Suicide After I Use Well Researched Truth To Disrespect Them, And They Know They've Been Owned.

I Am Don
I Am The Don
I Am DonTonberry

yeah sure... keep looking in the mirror and one day u will realize that aint true :P

NoPeace - out

stop being so jealous nopeace or he'll smite you

that sounds like fun ;)

NoPeace - out

Tonberry = 1 hit kill if he gets close enough. :O

1-this aint funny and 2 not every1 loves u so grow up and live in the real world

and it was written that don would lead us all into happiness

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Originally Posted by evilkitten

1-this aint funny and 2 not every1 loves u so grow up and live in the real world

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ahhh, u took the words stright out of my mouth :thumbup:

NoPeace - out

*Sigh*

The Poor Bastard's At It Agen Is He? It's Like I've Searched It All Before:

Bow Down To My New "Oh Soooooo Funny" Rules!

Before I Became A Bible Quotation I Was King!

All Shall Love Me & My Ego

:smilie3:

hey, with out stuff like this then dtb wouldn't be himself ;)

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Originally Posted by DonTonberry

1) From Now On All Posts Will be Reviewed By Me Before Submission.
2) Anything Relating To The Internet, Real Life Or Fantasy World Will Be Rejected.
3) Anything Gay Will Be Rejected
4) Anything Posted By a Girl Will Be Rejected
5) Anything Posted By A Guy With A Penis Under 7" Will Be Rejected
6) Anything That I Don't Like Will Be Rejected



Yours Truly

DonTonberry








Lol
Bored >.<

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if only u did that, this place would be spam less ;)

NoPeace - out

Yeah like this

Btw i made it over a year ago so don't bitch at me because the forum looks weird.

i dont like dtb.

omg mir2 chrons

memoooriiesssss

thats amazing :D

NoPeace - out

Its Called Being Bored Guys -_-

And Kitten - YOUR Telling Me To Grow Up And Live In The Real World?

Considering Your Past Love Life I Wouldn't Be In A Hurry To Tell Anyone To Live In The Real World If I Was You ;)

I don't love DTB tbh. He smells funny :(

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Originally Posted by GohanSSJ

Yeah like this

Btw i made it over a year ago so don't bitch at me because the forum looks weird.

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i designed that ;)

come on you gotta love DTB, look at his avatar for Pete's sake!!

Prisceley My Transforming Friend :)

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Originally Posted by MentaL

i designed that ;)

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Pff... all you did was that you changed a few colors of what I stole from euro mir. :D

Btw for those who don't know, when RZ just started working with a vB board MentaL made me to steal the whole theme from euro mir forums. :D

Woah! me? mod? Old Skool!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by trance

come on you gotta love DTB, look at his avatar for Pete's sake!!

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to love his avatar doen't mean we have to love him :D

NoPeace - out

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Originally Posted by Velocity

i dont like dtb.

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That's A Crime Punishable By Death.

but to love him is a bigger crime :D

NoPeace - out

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Originally Posted by NoPeace

to love his avatar doen't mean we have to love him :D

NoPeace - out

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lol good point...let's here it for DTB's avatar!! no offense DTB, I don't know you enough to make any decision based on anything substantial...but your avatar makes me feel are wam and funny inside :icon6:

I love you DTB lol

I love DTB :hug:

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Originally Posted by Becky

I love DTB :hug:

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beck u love every1, TBH :wub2:

NoPeace - out

I love your mom :wub2: Shes good in bed :eh:

I heard she was dead. ;)

And a man. ;)

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Originally Posted by DonTonberry

The Book of Don 29:13


I Am Great Aren't I?

Sexy, Fair, Strong, Lean, Tough And Unegotistical.
I Strike Down My Enemies And The Enemies Of My Brother With Carefully Manufactured Insults And Well Placed Wit. I Have Also Been Known To Include Profanity In My Arguments.

People Fear My Wrath, As It Usually Ends In There Attempted Suicide After I Use Well Researched Truth To Disrespect Them, And They Know They've Been Owned.

I Am Don
I Am The Don
I Am DonTonberry

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*holds the bible up and opens the Book of Kaoii* my religion says otherwise!

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Originally Posted by Kaoii

*holds the bible up and opens the Book of Kaoii* my religion says otherwise!

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really, i likey :D
now show us some of it :D

NOPeace - out

I love old people, they are sexy especially there wrinkley skin. :licklips:

v00d00, stay away from the wrinkley skin, you perv!
I hate DTB because he is so mean :*(

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Originally Posted by Christeene1

I hate DTB because he is so mean :*(

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right on amigo :thumbup:

NoPeace - out

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Originally Posted by v00d00

I love old people, they are sexy especially there wrinkley skin. :licklips:

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you should check out lemon party

After what I have seen, DTB is now a legend IMO.

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Originally Posted by DarkBahamut

After what I have seen, DTB is now a legend IMO.

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so... what have u seen :eh:

NoPeace - out

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Originally Posted by NoPeace

so... what have u seen :eh:

NoPeace - out

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His ass crack.

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Originally Posted by NoPeace

really, i likey :D
now show us some of it :D

NOPeace - out

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Book of Kaoii
Chapter 9
1. And came our Lord, Kaoii, unto thy land to find thy sheep. And when he hath found them, he madeth a big bolt of lightning to striketh them down.
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7. Get behind me DonTonberry, shouted the Lord our Kaoii, for our god kneweth that thou DonTonberry was the devil.
8. And Kaoii now hath ruled over several lands, and website forums, alike, for DonTonberry hath he had strucketh down with a big lightning thing, and now the flock was afraid and kneeled before him and cleansed his feet.

Its so... beutiful =P
I'm bad at writing impersonations of the bible, forgive me =P

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Originally Posted by Kaoii

Book of Kaoii
Chapter 9
1. And came our Lord, Kaoii, unto thy land to find thy sheep. And when he hath found them, he madeth a big bolt of lightning to striketh them down.
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7. Get behind me DonTonberry, shouted the Lord our Kaoii, for our god kneweth that thou DonTonberry was the devil.
8. And Kaoii now hath ruled over several lands, and website forums, alike, for DonTonberry hath he had strucketh down with a big lightning thing, and now the flock was afraid and kneeled before him and cleansed his feet.

Its so... beutiful =P
I'm bad at writing impersonations of the bible, forgive me =P

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damn.... that is so sweet, i just love the book of kaoii :D

NoPeace - out

The Book Of Don 1:1

"and the people shouldeth knoweth the name of our Lord, DonTonberry, for he dismissed the foul evil recreant Kaoii with one giganteth teabageth that spanned the width of Africa, the length of the distance between the mooneth and the Earth, and delivered such a loud cracketh that the echo will be heard for millenia"

hmm.... could some1 help me understand Don 1:1 cuz it makes no sence to me >.<

NoPeace - out

In Lamens Terms

"and the people should know the name of our lord, DonTonberry, for he dismissed the evil Kaoii with one gigantic huge Teabag (Slapping Someone With Your Ballbag) that was as wide and Africa and as long as the distance between the moon and the Earth. The crack resounded would be heard for millions of years to come"

you should make a Testament dedicated soley to your avatar
lol that wuold be funny

:worthy:

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Originally Posted by DarkBahamut

His ass crack.

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rofl....

Book of Kaoii 1:1
In the beginning, there was nothing besides the bastard DonTonberry and nothingness.

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Originally Posted by DonTonberry

The Book of Don 29:13


I Am Great Aren't I?

Sexy, Fair, Strong, Lean, Tough And Unegotistical.
I Strike Down My Enemies And The Enemies Of My Brother With Carefully Manufactured Insults And Well Placed Wit. I Have Also Been Known To Include Profanity In My Arguments.

People Fear My Wrath, As It Usually Ends In There Attempted Suicide After I Use Well Researched Truth To Disrespect Them, And They Know They've Been Owned.

I Am Don
I Am The Don
I Am DonTonberry

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well well don, in my absence u have let ur ego get the better off you, dont make me have to beat you down boyo

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Originally Posted by Becky

I love DTB :hug:

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO thats criminal, your supposed to love me :'(

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Originally Posted by DonTonberry

In Lamens Terms

"and the people should know the name of our lord, DonTonberry, for he dismissed the evil Kaoii with one gigantic huge Teabag (Slapping Someone With Your Ballbag) that was as wide and Africa and as long as the distance between the moon and the Earth. The crack resounded would be heard for millions of years to come"

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oh really, then that just suck balls

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Originally Posted by Kaoii

Book of Kaoii 1:1
In the beginning, there was nothing besides the bastard DonTonberry and nothingness.

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yey thats so much better :thumbup:

NoPeace - out

uum... yea wasn't someone banned for makeing fun of DTB? and im confuzed is DTB a person or a thing? i seriously don't know im not tryin to be funi

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Originally Posted by shutapau

uum... yea wasn't someone banned for makeing fun of DTB? and im confuzed is DTB a person or a thing? i seriously don't know im not tryin to be funi

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DTB= DonTonBerry (TonBerry as in Final Fantasy), or Sexay Donneh Wonneh to those inclined :P Anyway, he's a super moderator here ;)

DTB, it's all coming out now, i had a feeling there was an essence of you which had a thing against me all i needed was proof and now u've put the icing on the cake.

i'm proud of my past love life, i've experienced and grew from it which means i've grown up from it unlike you and u've helpped me even more, dont trust everyone they'll only strike you down when they want to.

u on the other hand, haven't. your just the same person i knew, your ego will alwayz get the better of you making you boring and same, until you give me reason otherwise.

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Originally Posted by evilkitten

DTB, it's all coming out now, i had a feeling there was an essence of you which had a thing against me all i needed was proof and now u've put the icing on the cake.

i'm proud of my past love life, i've experienced and grew from it which means i've grown up from it unlike you and u've helpped me even more, dont trust everyone they'll only strike you down when they want to.

u on the other hand, haven't. your just the same person i knew, your ego will alwayz get the better of you making you boring and same, until you give me reason otherwise.

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I don't think Don has a big ego, if anything i'd say he has low self-esteem, cut him some slack.

Yeah Kitten, You Just Hurt My Feelings. :cry:


Hahaha Grow Up Girl - We All Remember The Incident Where You Cried At RageParty Because You Thought We Fancied Neosparky More Than You


Grow Up

Not at all you are the first gm that i hated lol corrupt as well lol killing me loads on rz ages ago o the days lol

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Originally Posted by DonTonberry

Yeah Kitten, You Just Hurt My Feelings. :cry:


Hahaha Grow Up Girl - We All Remember The Incident Where You Cried At RageParty Because You Thought We Fancied Neosparky More Than You


Grow Up

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well u hurt my feelings when i've found out what u really said about me behind my back, i was willing 2 forgive you and carry on being your friend but u lied when i asked.

btw that was last yr and i've grown from that and forgotton about that, i really dont care about it anymore and it was more than that anywayz, if you knew the whole reasons i was upset u will understand better that it wasn't about neo that i got upset.

Kitten Whatever

You Showed Me Something Someone Had Said In A PM Saying
"lol why does Joe hate you so much?".

That Was All Your Proof And I Told You What We Was Doing, Even Ex Told You.

Now Stop Attention Seeking, Your Making Yourself Look Like A Mong

look, i'm just dont know what 2 believe or who 2 believe. And no i'm not attention seeking, if i was, i will be doing alot more then saying this and u know it Oo

so gonna close this discussion and leave this topic.

u two need to go out side and have a nice slug fest to solve all of this shit

NoPeace - out