Chat to Strangers

http://omegle.com/

This can be alot of fun.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi asl

You: Hey im 65 and i like you

You: do you watch the simpsons?

You: yeah dogs are cool

You: but they piss all over the place

You: wanna have mad sex?

Stranger: YES


Stranger: i lov eyou

Stranger: salt is white

You: i love you too

Stranger: your face is

Stranger: facish

You: yeah it is

You: jew

Stranger: let get married

Stranger: and elope

You: Yeah

Stranger: up yours

You: sounds good

Stranger: i know

You: up my what

Stranger: im a horse do g cat persno

Stranger: yours

Stranger: you now

Stranger: FACE

You: i like fucking tigers

Stranger: mwhahaha

You: just saying

Stranger: holy crap

Stranger: me 2

You: Not to cause any emotional, physical, or psychological distress, but kill yourself.

You have disconnected.

Stranger: Hey
You: hy
Stranger: how's life?
You: Pretty bad.
Stranger: want to tell me about it?
You: My dog beats me.
Stranger: your dog?
You: NO
You have disconnected.

haha, i liked that Savage. <3

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You: yo
Stranger: hello
Stranger: from ?
You: the land of the dead
You: scratch that
Stranger: FUCK UOOOOOOOOOOU
You: im from the streets dawg, worddd

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: dont be antoher guy who wants sex plz
You: do you like porns
You: SEX
You: SEX
You: FAP
You: FAP

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Stranger: your mothers clitoris is so big
Stranger: i use it as a spacehopper
You: i use your dads
Stranger: oh look at you trying to be clever
Stranger: dipshit
You: no shit sherlock
Stranger: shut the fuck up you spastic
You: fuck you motherfucker!!!!
Stranger: only mother i fuck is yours
Stranger: go suck on a cock
Stranger: you dumb piece of shit
You: go sit on a penis
You: you asswipe
Stranger: go get raped by your dad
You: go get groped by your camp consouler
You: anything you can do i can do better
You: apart from sucking cock, your a fucking master at that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Asl
Stranger: what?
You: Age sex location
You: I prefer just sex though.
Stranger: ok
You: Awesome!
Stranger: please
You: Okay, you're on top
You: Well?
You: Do something.
You: NOW
You: FUCKING CUM ON ME BITCH
You: NOW
Stranger: ok
You: DO IT
Stranger: ok
You: COMEON YOU LAZY PRICK
Stranger: FUCKING CUM ON ME BITCH
You: LET IT OUT BITCH
You: Wait, what?
You: We can't just switch ffs.
You: You're no fun.
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Bitch?
You: Answer.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Best shit ever.

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You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: 14 male BRAZIL
Stranger: an u?
You: YOU FEDS AREN'T GONNA GET ME THIS TIME!!1
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
You: Sup bitch
Stranger: not much fag
You: aint be poppin em nigs?
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You: YOU FEDS AREN'T GONNA GET ME THIS TIME!!1

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Laughed my ass off.

This site has so much fucking lulz it's awesome.

Stranger: why are there 30 yr olds on this website, it makes noooo sense
Stranger: dont they have better things to do
Stranger: ?
You: Because we want some action, my little kitten.
You: Hey, asl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: whts new
You: what isnt
Stranger: im packing. u?
You: but ive been gettin lyk hair on my arm pits n stuff n it lyk lly scary
You: n it smellls
You: help?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



I think Arab Terrorist stereotyping is next for me.
Stranger: you better be entertaining
Stranger: aight?
You: DETH 2 AMERIKHA
You: ALLAHUAKHBAR
Stranger: haha k bye

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: u from usa?
Stranger: ok
You: yes
Stranger: man or boy?
You: ima girl...
Stranger: really?
You: ya
You: o.o
Stranger: fanny
You: eh
You: im really horny
You: lookin for something to have sex wth
You: you interested
Stranger: yes
Stranger: where you live
Stranger: i can drive to there
You: this is chris hanson from dateline nbc
You: you are under arrest for soliciting sex to underage women
You: we have your ip
You: and are moving in
You: if you run
You: you will be found

its not everyday you bump into a girl who lurks on 4chan on this site.

Holy shit, that owned

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You: Hey
Stranger:
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You: You're fucking awesome
Stranger: i no

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Holy shit, that owned

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I came x2...

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Stranger: I love slightly chubby girls

You: Then you came to the right place my friend!

You: I know a site of em though

You: magiclevel.com
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: holla

Stranger: hey im vicky

You: im lazlow

You: im a nazi


Stranger: gay name

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I guess that's enough for now. :P

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy :)
You: sup
You: anything nnew
Stranger: mmm not much just sitting here in my bikiniii hbu?
You: just masturbating
You: pretty boring
You: exploding all over the laptop
Stranger: me too :)
You: wtf bbq
You: you siad
You: you haz
You: vagina
You: I"M CONFUSSED N

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 20 male brazil
You: 70/female/mexico
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: yo
Stranger: hiii
You: sup?
Stranger: nothing much, why don't you take a seat right over there?
You: where?
Stranger: i'm chris hansen from dateline nbc
Stranger: what are you doing?
You: masturbating

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Originally Posted by theninjaway

You: yo
Stranger: hiii
You: sup?
Stranger: nothing much, why don't you take a seat right over there?
You: where?
Stranger: i'm chris hansen from dateline nbc
Stranger: what are you doing?
You: masturbating

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Rofl, last line = fucking gold!

Stranger: hi
You: This thing says I've to say hi
You: So hi
Stranger: from?
You: Canada
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You: FUCKING CANADA NUMBER ONE
Stranger: okay:)
You: yeah try to get into my good book
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: are you angstiiii?
You: stop trying to get in my pants you peado
Stranger: peado?
You: dirty bugger
Stranger: what it meand
Stranger: bugger
You: You're too young for this thing.
Stranger: whataa?
You: Go back to Habbo Hotel.
Stranger: okkay

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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: battletoads?
Stranger: if i knew wat dat was mayb e

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Stranger: boo
You: hai
Stranger: can you help me with a problem?
You: humm?
Stranger: It's a school problem
You: I guess I can try
Stranger: You see, I was sitting in class and then sudenly i just the whole coke bottle
Stranger: what should I do?
You: Tell your teacher your period just arrived

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyyy
You: hai
Stranger: where from
Stranger: ?
You: Mars, u?
Stranger: jupiter
You: oh sht i thought they had no connection there
Stranger: no
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: we get it wireless
You: oh yeah, the new satelite they installed near the sun makes it wireless on this galaxy
You: last time I visited our neighboors, Niggatown, they were still with cables
Stranger: ahahah
Stranger: webcam? hahaha
You: Bush stole mine last time he was here
Stranger: buck fush
Stranger: so..youre a boy
Stranger: ?
You: sometimes
Stranger: ...that sound SOOOO wrong
Stranger: hahah
You: no kidding
Stranger: *sounds
You: just came to this website to laugh at other peoples answers
You: so far got 2 fuck offs and a couple of fuck you's .
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i met
Stranger: only weirdos
You: lol
Stranger: ...so far..you were okay
Stranger: and a girl from canada
You: ehh, this is like, weird.
Stranger: why?
You: 'Cus your name is Stranger and my name is Stranger.
You: it's like a Strangers hangout place
Stranger: no
You: I dont like being a stranger <<
Stranger: youre the strager
You: no you are!
Stranger: im "you"
Stranger: ;)))
Stranger: no lokk
Stranger: look
You: that reminds me of a blooper I saw from Rush Hour 3 ..
Stranger: You: im "you"
Stranger: no you are!
You: LOL
You: I'm "you" too
Stranger: no
Stranger: you cant be
You: The you strangers!
Stranger: im "you"
You: no i'm you
You: identity thief!
Stranger: prove it!
You: I'm you, that's what my mom calls me!
You: "hey you, sit down"
Stranger: my mom does that too
You: brother?
Stranger: huh?


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You: asl?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: finland
Stranger: u?
You: russia
Stranger: age?
You: u first :)
Stranger: 15
You: 54
Stranger: are you boy
You: sometimes

Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: slut
Stranger: no
You: YES
You: you are indeed a slut
Stranger: I'm male...
You: im sorry...
You: your a male slut!
You: damn!
You: im of the female variety
Stranger: ok
Stranger: age?
You: 19
Stranger: 16
You: cool
Stranger: location?
You: Scotland
You: you?
Stranger: England
You: nice
You: do you have a big cock?
Stranger: ;) yes
You: yay
Stranger: you got big tits?
You: I have big tits, yes.
You: <3
Stranger: :P
Stranger: how big?
You: Just kidding, im a male and your a fag.
You: just saying

You: Talk to strangers!
Stranger: what are you doing?
Stranger: talking to strangers>
Stranger: don't do
You: Browsing the net and talking to you.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: how are youu?
You: I'm awesome
You: I'm canadian and I'm awesome
Stranger: good!
You: It's a great day to be canadian, isn't it?
Stranger: ya, right
You: The sun is shining
Stranger: no, because i'm not
You: Well you're missing out on alot
You: Like getting drunk on maple syrup
Stranger: like what?
You: and wild moose sex
Stranger: naice
You: It's all good shit

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Stranger: hey
You: Hey!
You: Are you canadian?
Stranger: not really
You: Aw, fuck you

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Stranger: wanna lick my pussy? i'm so fucking horney!
You: You misspelt horny
You: I wouldn't sleep with someone as stupid as you.
You: etc etc.
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: sieg heil
Stranger: MAN
You: no hitler
Stranger: what?
You have disconnected.

Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.

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Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.

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But it's a great time killer

You: hi
Stranger: Yes
You: No
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Oh, this website is so going to my favorites.

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You: HI!!! :3
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Stranger: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
You: no u
Stranger: Touch

Yah there is lots of /b/ on it, lol.

Stranger: hi
You: hye anal slut
You: amg
You: hey i ment tht
You: damn
You: i failed
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Originally Posted by Jamie

You: do you have a big cock?
Stranger: ;) yes
You: yay
Stranger: you got big tits?
You: I have big tits, yes.
You: <3
Stranger: :P
Stranger: how big?
You: Just kidding, im a male and your a fag.
You: just saying

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LOL. This chatting with strangers thing is fun if you get into it.

Stranger: I like doritos.
You: I like food.
Stranger: Really? Me too!
You: Omg omg no way!!
Stranger: What a coincidence!

You: Damn, i hate paedophiles.
You: They molest people and shit.
You: Pretty crazy, huh?
Stranger: hmm....
You: I prey on young dogs.
You: Nicknamed puppys.
You: I call them babe tho.
You: So, what do you do?
Stranger: laid off recently
Stranger: u?
You: Carpenter.
..... But thats just one side of me. *shakes hips*
You: yay, 90,000,000 views on youtube.
Stranger: hoho
You: haha
You: hehe
You: So....
Stranger: u are picking up girls here, right?
You: Yeah
You: are you a girl?
You: I like boys too tho.
Stranger: I am not a boy
You: Oh right, so your a shemale?
You: Im down with that.
Stranger: I am a man, haha
You: Damn.
Stranger: :D
You: Men manage to wriggle free after a while easier.
You: Oh well, back to the drawing board.

Stranger: hey
You: Sup ma nigga
Stranger: do u have a big penis??
You: Yeah, massive.
You: /b/????
Stranger: good, me too
Stranger: are u from russia
You: Nah, im from Scotland.
Stranger: oh cool
You: Wanna rub dicks together?
Stranger: just made o poster about edinburgh
You: oh nice
Stranger: age:S?
You: I'm 6 years old, but im very mature for my age.
Stranger: yeaah SUUURRREE..
You: What age are you?
Stranger: u first ;)
You: I'm 15.
You: now u, slut
Stranger: 14
You: yeaah SUUURRREE..
You: friggin liars on here.
You have disconnected.

What's a /b/? Is it something bad? =x
Some of the conversations you guys have posted kinda make me not want to chat with random strangers anymore. o.o

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Stranger: Hello
You: dumb bitch
Stranger: Oi dont be nasty wank biscuit
You: my penis tastes salty
You: and your shit is watery
Stranger: yeah nice mine tastes like ur mums pussy
Stranger: comne on then
You: you eat your own pussy?
Stranger: come down wood aint it
You: thats kinda pathetic
You: not rly
Stranger: i will fucking kill u
You: no u
Stranger: i will mate
Stranger: yank fuck
You: i will ass rape you with a broom
Stranger: oi yanky fucking doodle
Stranger: do one
You: fuck off you limey bum sniffer
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: asl?
You: 45/m/your moms house

Stranger: hi babe
You: Sit right there. Sit down.

man i love this random shiz lol


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Stranger: hi
You: hi stranger
Stranger: ha neato
You: im called you for some reason
You: so if im called you, what are u called?
Stranger: I'm calle you too!
You: wtf, nao wai!
Stranger: arent you the stranger?
Stranger: omg
You: i thought u was the stranger? so are we one being?
Stranger: two sides of a different mind?!
Stranger: is this the matrix?
You: can u see green lights everywhere?
You: with numbers that make no senc
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi stranger!
Stranger: Come from?
You: my mummies stomach
You have disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Say the following words aloud, "Hello Molly". If you said it aloud, you are safe, if not, then molly is safe, but you are not. Molly is now in your head, and will never, ever leave, unless you said her name of course.
You: Hello somebody!
Stranger: Have you ever had the sensation of being watched?
You: close enough?
You: yes, ur mum is behind me
Stranger: Have you ever looked to the left, just to be

Wow. What a conversation. :$:

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Stranger: Hi.
You: Hey
Stranger: How's it going?
You: quite bad.
Stranger: Yeah? Do tell.
You: i think.. i.. i... shit my pants.
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ILL CLEAN IT
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats your name?
You: Oh hai
You: You, you?
Stranger: you
You: We have so much in common :)
Stranger: we o
Stranger: do
Stranger: m or f
You: both
Stranger: really
You: Depends on how I feel

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You: BUM HEADSHOT!
Stranger: no
Stranger: you missed
You: 80 Female Colombia
You: Asl
Stranger: 80 male south africa
You: Cool
You: sex nao or gtfo
Stranger: nao
You: Eat a dick

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Stranger: Not having a wank for a week feels great.
You: tits or gtfo
Stranger: **Shows tits
You: haha, nice pancakes.
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Stranger: hellooooo
Stranger: =]
You: Hey, you like my failboat.
You: ?
Stranger: haha whaat?
Stranger: sure, i do
You: you should see my roflcopter.
You: you like that?
Stranger: well, i has a flavur
You: you should see my lolwtfbbq
Stranger: lmfao XD
You: tits or gtfo?
Stranger: gtfo?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: i like both
Stranger: well i like girls
You: do you want to may be hook up, how old are yo?
You: you*
Stranger: 21
You: oh i am only interested in the younger users
Stranger: well how old are you?
You: 35
Stranger: mhhh quiet old
You: not that old
Stranger: well what do you look like?
You: i am not interested in you unless you dress as a girl and dance!
Stranger: well i like to pee on girls
You: i am down for that!
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Stranger: hey
You: sup?
Stranger: not alott wbu ?
You: your mother. reallll good.
Stranger: creep
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Very weird. x.x;

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Stranger: HII

You: The only thing that comes from texas is steers and queers, are you a steer?

Stranger: im a queer

You: Thought so. Football anyone?

Stranger: hi
You: Wanna lyck my pussy?
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Horrible thing to do?


You: im going to kill myself i need soeomne to atlk to

Stranger: hi!

Stranger: really?

Stranger: why?

You: yes

You: becuz i don't know wut to do anymore, everything is going wrong

Stranger: why?

Stranger: no

You: bye

Stranger: dont thinkthis way


Another one

Stranger: would u like to do a virtual sex in web cam?

You: Is this the 911 Internet hotline?!

You: I NEED HELP PLEASE!

You: I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!

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You: mom?
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or save this log or send us feedback.

Ran into a funny fella

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You: JOHNATHAN IS THAT YOU?!

Stranger: YES!

Stranger: YES MARTINEZ!

Stranger: ITS ME!

You: OH GOD! Your me?

You: Its been awhile John

Stranger: ...IM JONATHAN.

Stranger: I know

Stranger: The plane crash...

Stranger: I was stuck on the island for so long...

You: I'm sorry man, hows the dead wife?

You: I heard you had to eat your kids...

Stranger: its true

Stranger: billy was a little bit tough

Stranger: but sandy was nice and chewy

Stranger: mmm.

You: Damn, were glad to have you back.
Damn sounds good.

Stranger: ive missed you.

You: I've missed you too man. Fuck are you going to the party tonight?

Stranger: uh, yeah

Stranger: who the hell isnt?

Stranger: i might get me some pussy

You: Sweet! Its going to be the best gang rape ever! Like the old days

You: And your the guest of honor.

Stranger: helllll yeah

Stranger: i took some viagra just for the occasion

You: 8D Were going to tear those anuses up.

Stranger: can we rape jenny? the one from high school with the third nipple?

You: Hell yeah! Shes got kids though since you've been stuck on the island and all.

Stranger: what the fuck ever

Stranger: we'll rape them too

You: Aha! Thats just like you!

You: Adalyn misses you.

Stranger: adalyn? ive missed adalyn so much!

You: She says your the babys daddy...

Stranger: nonsense

Stranger: i wouldn't have hit that

Stranger: have you seen her face?

Stranger: sick..

You: I know but I know how you can get when your drunk... remember my aunt? yeah no teeth? You said easier access to the mouth.

Stranger: hey

Stranger: she gave fantastic head

Stranger: no teeth = double the pleasure

You: You remember grant?

Stranger: of course!

You: Hes your brother.

Stranger: i know! haha

Stranger: i remember my own brother, silly.

You: Of course you do, the guy who ate his own kids.

Stranger: i was starving

Stranger: you didnt think i would let them eat ME, do you?!

You: True, a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.

Stranger: this is true

Stranger: so how have you been, man?!

You: Although I highly doubt a 5 and a 6 year old could take down a fully grown man, and I've been good aside from being up in the pin.

Stranger: true, true

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You: Hi have you seen 'the game'?
Stranger: which game
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oops sorry for double post

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Originally Posted by Ambrosiax

Stranger: I was stuck on the island for so long...

You: I'm sorry man, hows the dead wife?

You: I heard you had to eat your kids...

Stranger: its true

Stranger: billy was a little bit tough

Stranger: but sandy was nice and chewy

Stranger: mmm.

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Damn. What a conversation!

I usually get the really normal people T.T

You have to act not-normal for not-normal people ^^.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by EliteGM

You have to act not-normal for not-normal people ^^.

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Logical. :rolleyes:

You: sup..
Stranger: hi
Stranger: male?
You: um, yes
Stranger: imseeking f convo.
You: are you..
Stranger: yep
Stranger: imjust hot 4 some sexy chat
Stranger: ;>)
You: strange, I thought this page is about baking fishes

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: i no enlish ony hi

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Stranger: hi
You: hi !
Stranger: asl
You: well
You: I'm a male, is that enough for you to disconnect ?

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Foxx, they always do that dont they? LOL
epic bump.

Stranger: hi
You: Hello world
Stranger: :)
Stranger: asl?
You: 32/f/l

LOL!!! the stranger disconnected right away after!!

Stranger: m/20/usa
Stranger: yes
You: cool
Stranger: asl?
You: f/18/europe
Stranger: n ice pics?
You: nice pics?
You: whats that
Stranger: pictures???
You: you want to see my pictures?
Stranger: yes


True Rapist ._.

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You: I liek mudkipz
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You: I liek mudkipz
You: do youz?
Stranger: what??
Stranger: wher you from
You: I from across the street
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: m/f
You: Do you liek mudkipz?
Stranger: ya
You: kewl!
You: I luv mudkipz
Stranger: where you from
You: Cal
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Favorite

You: Hi
Stranger: Hi, asl?
Stranger: 21/m/France
You: Cool! 19/f/France!
Stranger: Cool, do you have any pics or vids?
You: Yeah, http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=n69p3t&s=2
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Why is everyone a predator. O_o

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Originally Posted by HOPEisDOPE

Damn. What a conversation!

I usually get the really normal people T.T

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Don't worry that was the funniest one I had.

The rest I got normal people who wanted to act like we were
talking over myspace or something.

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Originally Posted by EliteGM

You have to act not-normal for not-normal people ^^.

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No, you have to act not normal for normal people.
This way the convo is funnier.
Or act not normal for not normal people.
Either way works good.



I did several of these and on one I got some Japanese characters.

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Stranger: hi
You: SEND ME SOME PICTURES OF YOUR DANGERZONE
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You: SEND ME SOME PICTURES OF YOUR DANGERZONE
Stranger: SEXY TIME
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You: SEND ME SOME PICTURES OF YOUR DANGERZONE
Stranger: Build us some burrows
You: Yes Sir!
Stranger: We need more lumber!
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this site fuckn ownz! got that link yesterday from a friend...and it's one of my favs nao :D :D

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: am I talking to strangers?
You: yohoo?
Stranger: that'd be a cool song name
You: lol nice
You: XD
yah I think it is cool
You: so you can write the lyrics?
You: hello?
Stranger: sure
You: hmmmmm.... ok
You: hey do you want to talk about legality of abortion it is so boring eh?
Stranger: oh sure
Stranger: for or against ?
You: me against maybe
Stranger: why ?
You: ok you start
Stranger: no you started already
You: I start?
Stranger: sure
You: hmm my god IDK what to say bwahahahaa
Stranger: well.
Stranger: why against ?
You: just like
You: it is the responsible of the person if she got pregnant
You: so it is her fault
You: and not fault by the babay
You: baby
You: XD
Stranger: hm okay
Stranger: what if the person got raped ?
You: it is her fault to walk alone in the road?
Stranger: omg.
You: yah I think
Stranger: so if a person gets raped it's her fault ?
Stranger: so you should never ever walk in the street
You: why should the girls walk alone in the street when they know it is dangerous now a days
You: no I mean
You: gurls should not walk in the t=streets during night alone
Stranger: rapes do not always occur at night
Stranger: nor in the streets
Stranger: what if someone drugged you in a bar
Stranger: *nightclub
You: in a bar?
You: they are a lot of people in a bar I think
Stranger: or attacked you in the washroom
Stranger: i meant nightclub
You: OMG then it is her fault that she did not locked the house properly
Stranger: k
Stranger: so you think even if she's like in bad financial conditions
Stranger: she should have the baby
Stranger: even if there's a risk they get homeless
Stranger: and die of cold ?
You: actually why you should make a babay if you cannot feed the babay XD
You: baby sorry XD
Stranger: that's why you get an abortion.
Stranger: i think you're trolling, but that's ok
You: hmmm
You: I dont get it actually XD
Stranger: ok
Stranger: girl in bad financial conditions
Stranger: gets raped
Stranger: should she keep the baby ?
You: hmmmm.. it depends in situation what happen
Stranger: hm. thought you were against abortion
You: yah I'm against
Stranger: and it was the girl's fault and all
You: it really depends
You: ohh now I'm confussed
You: XD
Stranger: good, i hope you think on the issue some more
You: for me most of rape cases are fault of the girls
Stranger: interesting
You: why they should go alone with a group of boys
Stranger: maybe they like
Stranger: did know choose to go alone ?
Stranger: *not
You: hmp
You: 1 girl to go with a group of boys is not good
Stranger: never mind
Stranger: and why is abortion bad ?
You: it is like
You: you did not let the baby to see the true worls
You: world
You: XD
Stranger: hm.
Stranger: well what about .. what's the name
You: the name?
Stranger: emergency contraception ?
Stranger: you're against it too ?
Stranger: cause that's killing a baby too
You: emergency how it works?
Stranger: after having sex
Stranger: you take a pill
You: contraception is better but IDK the emergency one
Stranger: well
You: ohh that is the fault of the girl
Stranger: contraception is also killing spermatozoids
You: she should take it 1st before having sex not after
Stranger: therefore killing potential babies
Stranger: and masturbation too
You: hmp
You: this become deeper hmm
Stranger: i don't think you realize what you're saying
You: but in contracception there is no yet fertilization
Stranger: the responsability of sex should lie on the girl alone ?
You: in rape
You: not sex
Stranger: i'm not talking about rape
Stranger: but about sex
Stranger: like, if the condom ripped
Stranger: that's her fault too
You: if it is the girl to have sex then it is her fault very fault
Stranger: if the guy lied about putting a condom and did not put one
Stranger: if the condom slipped
You: hmmm
Stranger: anyway, just because the girl is the one having a womb
Stranger: she should wear the responsability
Stranger: think about it
You: it is her ault the guy she sllep with is not trusted
You: and
Stranger: o k
You: fshe should take pills
Stranger: sure ... cause she knows they're supposed to wear a condom for STD's
Stranger: and she's still gonna take pills
Stranger: right
Stranger: anyway, let's just admit it's her fault, for the sake of the argument
You: STD's??? what that means?
Stranger: nevermind it's too hard
Stranger: i quit
You: actually
Stranger: good trolling, if you were
You: there is no temptation
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I suppost to tell there is no temptation if no one is making temptation XD