Strider in the US of A!!!

Writing this message from Michigan USA, Huntington Woods to be exact :) Just thought I'd give a shout so you all know I'm still alive! Would be nice to see everyone give me a shout back! (see how big this thread can get ;) haha, hope you're all awesome, can't wait to get back!

WELCOME TO THE USA

Now leave as fast as possible!

Well hope you enjoy your time in the states.
I'm heading there in just over 2 weeks.
Are you there for just a holiday or business or what?

bitchslap em usafags :-D

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by -Strider-

Writing this message from Michigan USA, Huntington Woods to be exact :) Just thought I'd give a shout so you all know I'm still alive! Would be nice to see everyone give me a shout back! (see how big this thread can get ;) haha, hope you're all awesome, can't wait to get back!

---

Hey there crazy, how have you been?

ahh so that's where you've been!

great to hear from you mate! you havinga big adventure?

sweet! have fun dude, don't listen to those ass who says to leave ASAP! here are a couple tips,
1) Stay away from the blondes, as delicious as they look, they're not worth it, unless you want Gonorrhea. don't even kiss them.
2) If a weird looking female ask you, if you want sucky sucky for free, do a barrel roll and keep on your way.
3) DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT, Buy your weed from the hobo at the corner of the 5th avenue.
4) Don't tip the waitress too much, they will get the wrong idea, You'll know what I mean.
5) Don't talk about politics, don't mention the name Obama. Just say, FUCK YEAH! Bush!
6) If a redneck dude invites you to his barbecue, Don't accept.
7) Don't buy the Shamwow, ITS A LIE!
8) If a black brother offers you KFC with grape soda, and watermelon as dessert, accept it.
9) Do not touch a brown mans chicken nugget, you will get shanked
10) Last but not the least, Remember, Bush was the best president this country ever had.

Michigan? Why Michigan of all places? O_O Family?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by -Strider-

Writing this message from Michigan USA, Huntington Woods to be exact :) Just thought I'd give a shout so you all know I'm still alive! Would be nice to see everyone give me a shout back! (see how big this thread can get ;) haha, hope you're all awesome, can't wait to get back!

---

Welcome man! Nice to see you poken around some more.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by LightWarrior

sweet! have fun dude, don't listen to those ass who says to leave ASAP! here are a couple tips,
1) Stay away from the blondes, as delicious as they look, they're not worth it, unless you want Gonorrhea. don't even kiss them.
2) If a weird looking female ask you, if you want sucky sucky for free, do a barrel roll and keep on your way.
3) DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT, Buy your weed from the hobo at the corner of the 5th avenue.
4) Don't tip the waitress too much, they will get the wrong idea, You'll know what I mean.
5) Don't talk about politics, don't mention the name Obama. Just say, FUCK YEAH! Bush!
6) If a redneck dude invites you to his barbecue, Don't accept.
7) Don't buy the Shamwow, ITS A LIE!
8) If a black brother offers you KFC with grape soda, and watermelon as dessert, accept it.
9) Do not touch a brown mans chicken nugget, you will get shanked
10) Last but not the least, Remember, Bush was the best president this country ever had.

---

Epic.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by LightWarrior

sweet! have fun dude, don't listen to those ass who says to leave ASAP! here are a couple tips,
1) Stay away from the blondes, as delicious as they look, they're not worth it, unless you want Gonorrhea. don't even kiss them.
2) If a weird looking female ask you, if you want sucky sucky for free, do a barrel roll and keep on your way.
3) DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT, Buy your weed from the hobo at the corner of the 5th avenue.
4) Don't tip the waitress too much, they will get the wrong idea, You'll know what I mean.
5) Don't talk about politics, don't mention the name Obama. Just say, FUCK YEAH! Bush!
6) If a redneck dude invites you to his barbecue, Don't accept.
7) Don't buy the Shamwow, ITS A LIE!
8) If a black brother offers you KFC with grape soda, and watermelon as dessert, accept it.
9) Do not touch a brown mans chicken nugget, you will get shanked
10) Last but not the least, Remember, Bush was the best president this country ever had.

---

The win of the century.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by LightWarrior

5) Don't talk about politics, don't mention the name Obama. Just say, FUCK YEAH! Bush!

10) Last but not the least, Remember, Bush was the best president this country ever had.

---

What the hell is this supposed to mean? I'm confused.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by -Strider-

Writing this message from Michigan USA, Huntington Woods to be exact :) Just thought I'd give a shout so you all know I'm still alive! Would be nice to see everyone give me a shout back! (see how big this thread can get ;) haha, hope you're all awesome, can't wait to get back!

---

o, i feel sorry for you stuck there!, id hurry back to gb :D:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Iron Maiden

What the hell is this supposed to mean? I'm confused.

---

Meaning Michigan is full of rednecks rofl except for Detroit and Lansing

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by TheOther

Meaning Michigan is full of rednecks rofl except for Detroit and Lansing

---

That makes no sense whatsoever. Rednecks are usually from the south. Especially in Texas, Alabama, Arkansas, and Tennessee.

Actually, I think he meant his post as an entire what to do, and what not to do in the USA, not just Michigan.