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I have the swine flu!!
Yaayyy! I got it from my relatives who where visiting from Bolivia! Two of my cousins are in Florida in the hospital right now, and aren't allowed to leave the country. I'm showing symptoms too, Slight fever, fatigue, body ache, sour throat, no nausea or cough yet, I do have a big ass headache. Well I'm looking forward to not work for a while :thumbup:
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Re: I have the swine flu!!
Well congratz, it's like a standart flu afaik, some antibiotics and staying in the bed should fix it.
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God has given you this so you can start a pandemic. Good luck.
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Wait, you've got the symptoms?
So you don't definitely have it?
Don't declare something, you can't confirm.
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besides the fact that TWO of my COUSINS have been confirmed to have it. a day after they left I started having the symptoms. I was with my relatives for 2 and a half week.
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Could just be a coincidence that you've got the flu?
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Not saying you dont have it, but your mind will mimic any symptoms surrounding you.
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Swine Flu Symptoms
According to the CDC, like seasonal flu, symptoms of swine flu infections can include:
* fever, which is usually high, but unlike seasonal flu, is sometimes absent //// CHECK I have a mild fever
* cough //// CHECK
* runny nose or stuffy nose //// CHECK
* sore throat //// CHECK
* body aches //// CHECK
* headache //// CHECK
* chills //// CHECK
* fatigue or tiredness, which can be extreme //// CHECK I Feel like I haven't slept for a fucking week
* diarrhea and vomiting, sometimes, but more commonly seen than with seasonal flu. //// Absent, I just finish eating a bowl of cereal.
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I don't doubt you, it's increasing at the minute. My friend, Jack has got it too about a week ago, he got a tamishot and he's feeling pertty good now. Just drop by the doctor and get a tamishot. He had the same symptoms.
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Lol. two people in my street have it, and about 10 people at my school including a teacher.
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So, swine flu's the new black, eh?
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Lol.
Best thing since sliced bread.
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Originally Posted by
LordDemonMan
So, swine flu's the new black, eh?
apparently so...
why are you excited you have a germ? You enjoy foreign objects being inside you?
oh, you want to be disgusting and lazy and not work. Very well civilian, be nasty.
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LOL YOUR happy about then?
It slike
you end up dieing
x]
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http://www.addictinggames.com/pandemic2.html
IRL game-time?
I suggest getting on the next ship to Madagascar, and starting there.
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Originally Posted by
Retro!
LOL YOUR happy about then?
It slike
you end up dieing
x]
Infact, quite a lot of people have already defeated the virus.
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You can die from this dude.
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Yes.
Hundreds of thousands of people in the UK have swine flu.
29 people have died.
Yes, you can't be too careful.. but the chances are extremely low.
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Eh big woop, its like the regular flu, nothing to freak out about.
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Originally Posted by
Retro!
LOL YOUR happy about then?
It slike
you end up dieing
x]
INO RIGHT LOLOL
/slits throat
Hope you don't really have it man, flu on it's own is a pain in the arse. In all honesty I can't wait to hear the end of it, it's really pissing me off hearing everyone babbling on about 'swine flu this' and 'swine flu that'.
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shoulda got a mask like me loool
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Originally Posted by
iTyler
Infact, quite a lot of people have already defeated the virus.
Yeah I know
thats what I was saying
and hes like happy his family has it and he has it.
Lol.
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the reason I joke with it, in reality the "Swine flu" is no worse than the fucking regular season flu. you guys watch too much fucking fox news.
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Well done on getting Swine Flu, have fun.
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I just got a called from my relatives in Miami, they won't be allowed to leave for one week lol, that sucks!
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To bad swine flu is old news, you would have been all over the news a few months ago.
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Swine flu is nothing major. Faux News made it sound like the fucking end of the world.
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Originally Posted by
Murawd
Swine flu is nothing major. Faux News made it sound like the fucking end of the world.
Yeah, once the media puts a name to something, the world goes crazy....
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Originally Posted by
LightWarrior
the reason I joke with it, in reality the "Swine flu" is no worse than the fucking regular season flu. you guys watch too much fucking fox news.
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Originally Posted by
Murawd
Swine flu is nothing major. Faux News made it sound like the fucking end of the world.
tell that to the families of the people who died. tell that to my sister in law. my neice has been in the hospital for 2 months now because of it, barely holding on. i'd say its a lot worse. you don't hear of a lot of people who die from a regular season flu.... although i will admit i did get close last year when i had the flu. i had a temp of 104 and couldn't eat anything. i was too weak to get out of bed. got stuck in the hospital for over a week from it. my point is, you shouldn't joke about something that has killed people and can still kill people.
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U liar, Im from Santa Cruz Bolivia and here only bolivia pro dota player flu no swine flu..
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Originally Posted by
bboy242
tell that to the families of the people who died. tell that to my sister in law. my neice has been in the hospital for 2 months now because of it, barely holding on. i'd say its a lot worse. you don't hear of a lot of people who die from a regular season flu.... although i will admit i did get close last year when i had the flu. i had a temp of 104 and couldn't eat anything. i was too weak to get out of bed. got stuck in the hospital for over a week from it. my point is, you shouldn't joke about something that has killed people and can still kill people.
Approxemently 300,000 to 400,000 people die from the normal flu each year, worldwide. So to say that the swine flu is worse, is just ludicrous.
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Originally Posted by
Lazlow
Well done on getting Swine Flu, have fun.
Your avatar is so perfect for the way Warrior is taking this lol.
Have fun being out of work and.....uh....doing absolutely nothing....lol?
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everyone who has died from this has had some sort of medical history/something wrong...best to catch it now while there is still medicine for it =]
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Originally Posted by
LightWarrior
the reason I joke with it, in reality the "Swine flu" is no worse than the fucking regular season flu. you guys watch too much fucking fox news.
Still doesn't doesn't change the fact that it's a drag to catch it.
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yeah, I think im getting over it now, I haven't gotten a fever and my body doesn't feel like it got smashed by fat chick anymore, although I just had the most amazing explosive diarrhea it was a pain to clean it up, but damn, I missed those! by the way I'm not in any meds anymore.
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Originally Posted by
LightWarrior
yeah, I think im getting over it now, I haven't gotten a fever and my body doesn't feel like it got smashed by fat chick anymore, although I just had the most amazing explosive diarrhea it was a pain to clean it up, but damn, I missed those! by the way I'm not in any meds anymore.
Wow, what the fuck? Lmfao Warrior! ummm...congrats on getting over it.....I think? O.o
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yaay!! I am 90% recovered now!, it wasn't as bad as people made it sound, fucking news made it sound like a death sentence!
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cool story bro. *high five*