Back from my holiday (includes pics)

Hey folks, I'm back from Turkey! First off it was a fantastic holiday, the resort was brilliant, the food was great, the heat was intense and the women were lovely. Speaking of women, me and my brother met up with two lovely lassies from Wales and Australia. Lovely girls, great personalities. The transfer to and from the hotel to the airport was a nightmare. On the way back to the airport I nearly missed my flight back to Glasgow International and I managed to get through customs in a record 20mins.

Enough of my jibber jabber, here's some pics attatched aswell as massive pictures too big for your monitors.

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View from the room

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Left to right: Captain Morgan, my younger brother, Lowrie, Holly and me

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The hotel room

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The pool

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Me on a boat with a pint

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Me, my brother, Lowrie and the Captain

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A bartender with the 'Litera Loyal' commemorative Rangers strip, signed by us

I'll find some more decent pictures to post later.

Dayum, I would have spent all my time in the bar, 'cause that bartender is hot.

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Originally Posted by Lazlow

I'll find some more decent pictures to post later.

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can we have more of Lowrie? :ott1:

Aye she is, but whenever she served she wasn't all smiles.

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Originally Posted by AnDy

can we have more of Lowrie?

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You have good taste lad. I'll get some more later.

she touch your penis?

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Originally Posted by LightWarrior

she touch your penis?

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She's 14, man.

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Originally Posted by Lazlow

She's 14, man.

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all is forgiven on holiday, morals go out the window!

There's a bar, and I'm not crossing it.

digging the bartender, i could do with a holiday tbh.

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Originally Posted by MentaL

digging the bartender, i could do with a holiday tbh.

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Last minute deals Dan, my holiday was last minute and it was outstanding.

looks like fun (Y)

What age is Lawrie?
and your blue top sucks.

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Originally Posted by Jamie

What age is Lawrie?
and your blue top sucks.

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he said shes 14

Welcome back, roughly how much did the trip cost?

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Originally Posted by AnDy

he said shes 14

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Old enough, i need to penetrate her before september tho, then it would be illegal.

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Originally Posted by Jamie

What age is Lawrie?
and your blue top sucks.

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Better than your bumble bee top tbh

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Originally Posted by Lazlow

Better than your bumble bee top tbh

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I do agree it is filled with fail, the reason why i didnt buy it.

Ive not got a passport. :(:

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Originally Posted by Lazlow

She's 14, man.

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"If there's grass on the field, play ball" - had too aha.

Looks pretty awesome, much better than our typical British weather has been. What were he locals like if you don't mind me asking?

she's 14? what............I feel dirty inside.....

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ragezone is creepy as fuck

The locals were lovely too. One of the local girls who ran the hotel's mini-mart was a lovely girl.

So, does this Lawrie have MSN...? :drool:

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Originally Posted by Hammad

So, does this Lawrie have MSN...? :drool:

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That's rule #3 clause (c) =\
bartender looks tops though.

that's one young bartender, 14 and serving alcohol......

The bartender isn't 14 lal, the lassie in the picture with me is

Oh hai ms. bartender

oohhh I thought it was the bartender! so did the bartender touch yo penis?

Haha no, she might look nice but she's not such a cheery girl when she's serving you.

She doesnt look nice.

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Originally Posted by Lazlow

She's 14, man.

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DUDE!....that sucks.

Hawt shit, is it true that the men in turkey are openly perverted towards random women :laugh:?

you gotta smooth talk! remember, move to plan B if all fails, God bless alcohol.

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Originally Posted by Not4You

this looks like fun,cool
i like it
Thanks

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What...did...you just do?

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Originally Posted by Old Dandune

Hawt shit, is it true that the men in turkey are openly perverted towards random women :laugh:?

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Actually yes, one of the younger bartenders told one of my lady friends to meet him on the hotel's private jetty ar 1am. And the day I left, my two lady friends went down to the pier and the bartender and his mate tried to grab one of them.

Should have went all Belfasty on them, took 'em round the back of the bar and drilled in their kneecaps :D just my 2 cents