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This morning, I had a minor surgery. As I lay awkwardly and comfortable on a table in the operation room, this lady put the gas (forgot what it was called) mask over me and I immediately got knocked out.
I woke up one hour and 15 minutes later. It was epic. I wish I could do use the gas mask every day so I don't have to tumble and turn for 30 minutes to 1 hour to fall asleep every night. :sneaky2:
Yeah that'd be the best weight loss program too haha...
Fat??? Sleep for 3 weeks and get ripped abs!!!
What was the surgery for?
and watch your body eat your muscle tissue as welL!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by DaCheat
I rather not say what the surgery is for, but it's very minor. I'm lying on my chair rite now. The numbness is slowly wearing off.
did a dog chew off your balls? :P
(nice sig lol)
Yes. :(
the gas mask is pretty amasing ^^ i had one... once :D..... bte... poor dog :P
Well
It was probably fun because it was minor?
lol
Major surgery is pretty fun for awhile too. Morphine kicks ass. It's not so fun later when you're cringing in pain, puking your guts out and cursing the world.
Rofl.
I thought you were gonna say you were naked with a hot surgeon or something.
Lmao.
:P
Thought very wrong
:P
Domega,
Just because one thing is great about it,
Would you do it for fun? :)
Now, I'm in pain. =( I'm supposed to shit within 24 hours otherwise I'll have to go to the hospital to get all the waste out. I'm not allowed to push and my parents tried to force me to take bowel softening pills but they tasted horrible and I can't swallow anything no matter how small it is without chewing it. (Because of my paranoid personality disorder)
I secretly hid the pills when my dad wasn't looking and pretended to swallow it so he'll get off my nuts and I won't get grounded from the computer for a week.
=(
Btw, I was naked in a room with 2 male and 2 female doctors/nurses.
Did you get a testicle removed?
No, I had my penis removed.
That's pretty cool. Do you have any pictures?
looool xdQuote:
Originally Posted by nuklear
Lol, very nice. You should probably take those bowel softening pills before you kill yourself.
hope you recover soon ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Nuklear
OMG that reminded me. on wednesday, i went to the hospital for volunteer services& when i had to go room to room to pass magazines out, i went to this one middle aged dude`s room with his like 8 year oldish son, like. you know how the patients like wear. well, no undergarments.
well, the dude was sitting and i caught sight of his balls D:
asdf. D': and. i`m kinda scarred o_o.
If you have problems with being naked in a room with some doctors... It's way worse getting your waste out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nuklear
had surgery couple months back on my finger/hand. I don't even remember them putting the gas mask on. Last thing I remember before waking up was me switching from the hospital bed to the operation table.
I agree with wanting to use the mask to ;p it takes like an hour for me to fall asleep;.
I've never been so happy over a shit in my life...
I didn't shit for two days and if I didn't today, I'd have to go to the hospital and have them stick a vacuum up my ass.
Woah, harsh dude!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nuklear
Done that. It sucks ass.
Haha I get itQuote:
Originally Posted by Domega