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Why Australia should be nuked...Twice
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleim...ls/spider2.jpg
Yes, that's exactly what it looks like. A fucking huge spider eating a goddamn bird. I mean fuck, you probably couldn't even catch that bird if you wanted to. Because, you know, birds tend to fly away. That's pretty much all they do besides shitting on stuff and getting hit by cars. And even with this possession over an entire axis that you don't, the spider still caught that motherfucker like it was nothing. Now sooner or later one of these bastard children from satan and Peter Parker is going to realise that birds suck and start prey on something else. Your face for instance.
Furthermore, Australians are genetically lazy so they probably won't even run away, or something when one of these things starts hugging their stupid faces. Fuelling the beasts hunger for human blood.
So by these grounds I propose that we nuke Australia twice, just to make sure that we get all the mutants and Abbo's too.
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Great, now I won't be able to sleep, eat, jack-off and hell I won't even be able to take a piss for a while... Fuck it Australia. :thumbdown:
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Originally Posted by
Kurt
come get us.
http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/imag...1197062102.jpg
Oh they will.
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You should make a social group about it :laugh:
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holy sh*t that spider reminds me on fallout 3
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the male is like tiny compared to it.
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what's the name of this kind of spider? damn huge and ugly beast...
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Why only twice? Are you too lazy?
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eastern tarrantula or however you spell it.
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Spam/stupid posts went bye bye...
On topic: To be honest that spider seems to be 95% legs, body seems about average tarantula size, bloody lanky beggars lol.
Crash
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It's Post-a Holic Crash... Might as well dump the whole Section.
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Originally Posted by
DaCheat
It's Post-a Holic Crash... Might as well dump the whole Section.
Yeah, it's Post-a-Holics not Spamzilla...
It was changed to try and be a relaxed Outerworld but it's as bad as it was when it was Spamzilla.
A few months ago they tried to improve the quality again but it hasn't worked...
Personally I'm trying to re-start the discussion as to what should be done about this section, we all agreed something should be done back then but there was no further discussion... (The one we had back in January)
Crash
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Originally Posted by
CrashOveride
Yeah, it's Post-a-Holics not Spamzilla...
It was changed to try and be a relaxed Outerworld but it's as bad as it was when it was Spamzilla.
A few months ago they tried to
improve the quality again but it hasn't worked...
Personally I'm trying to re-start the discussion as to what should be done about this section, we all agreed something should be done back then but there was no further discussion... (The one we had back in January)
Crash
The only change I've seen in this section is a new stickied thread, section name change, LPPHITB thread name change (twice) and lazlow being the new moderator. Well done I say... :closedeyes:
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Originally Posted by
Batz
The only change I've seen in this section is a new stickied thread, section name change, LPPHITB thread name change (twice) and lazlow being the new moderator. Well done I say... :closedeyes:
Exactly why I'm pushing for something different to be done...
Crash
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heh, Australia, the world's gimmick.
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You've ruined my incredibly witty, funny and well written topic. :(::(:
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The bird was probably dead or else it would have flapped out of there so fast.
Unless the spiders web was super strong but I doubt.
The spider is still as big as the bird though so eh...
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Well, it appears that while some take spamzilla not seriously enough, some other people really overdo it.
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Originally Posted by
cypher
This my friend was a answer to your topic. What part you didn`t understand of it?
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574...009760,00.html
You're an idiot.
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"Normally they prey on large insects, it's unusual to see one eating a bird," he said.
soon it will be "Normally they prey on large insects or birds...it's unusual to see one eating a human being."
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Mr Shakespeare said he had seen golden orb weaver spiders as big as a human hand but the northern species in tropical areas were known to grow larger.
fuck lol, thanks god that i dun even live near australia...hope no one will breed+release them here anywhere in the forest
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Originally Posted by
cypher
Guess what i still don`t believe that the bird was trapped in that web or she was placed there. And you my friend should watch your words.
How else could it get there?
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Originally Posted by
Camouflage
soon it will be "Normally they prey on large insects or birds...it's unusual to see one eating a human being."
fuck lol, thanks god that i dun even live near australia...hope no one will breed+release them here anywhere in the forest
Day by Day we start to approach the movies : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099052/
Anyone saw it?
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Originally Posted by
Rishwin
Cypher, what THE FUCK are you talking about? No, really, i want an explanation for this, so if anyone deletes this it is being reposted.
I think that he thinks someone threw the bird to the spider?
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Originally Posted by
LordDemonMan
Well, it appears that while some take spamzilla not seriously enough, some other people really overdo it.
LDM, there is no such section as spamzilla and there hasn't been since 07-17-2008...
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Originally Posted by
Batz
It's been months now, nothings changed and I still don't understand why this sections needs such change with unneeded attention and strictness.
May I ask, what do you mean exactly by a relaxed outerworld...?
In something like 07 they started the section called Spamzilla in which anything could and was spammed...
Then later it was realized that the section had filled it's "purposes" and was now dragging down the quality of posts all over RZ so it was re-named to Post-a-Holics to become a more relaxed Outerworld...
To understand that you need to understand what Outerworld used to be like though.
It was basically Outerworld was for discussions that would last a week or so and PaH was for for ones that would just fall from the first page quickly. (NOT SPAM)
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Originally Posted by Exclamatio
renamed spamzilla
done this to better reflect on what it should be like
the total mindless spam is completely pointless and is always defended with "this is the spam section isnt it?" renamed to post-a-holics for now
It is also where the first set of rules came from:
http://forum.ragezone.com/f250/rules...d-read-438801/
Basically since then there was a slight rise in quality and the Rish was actually trying to get the quality to rise...
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Originally Posted by Rishwin
Can mods please watch what they post in Host-a-Holics (ex. Spamzilla). I am trying my hardest to stop people from spamming there, yet all of it is undone when mods go ahead and do exactly what i have been stopping other users from doing. Loxx, Konrow, and even Madison (just ones that i could think of off the top of my head) have been triple posting in there. Yes those instances may have been in 1 particular thread (that love shack thread), but look at that example (and double standards) it is setting when mods and even a super mod are triple posting there and i try to infract someone for doing it in another thread. Of course they are going to fight it, and i will have no choice but to agree with them.
Also try and not get carried away, what you post may seem offensive by other people, ie. "Wait, nvm. Laz-low's mom is sucking on it." posted by Konrow in the same thread. Laz-Low reported it and was offended by it. I have no problem with deleting such things so people don't see it and complain, but a few people are still going to see it before i can delete it, and they will have every right to make noise about it.
So pretty much just remember that it is no longer the Spamzilla, and watch what you say to others.
It was actually not too bad for a while after but it seems to have during that time reduced the quality of posts in the Outerworld completely since I've seen threads that should be in one section posted or moved to the other and such...
In January in one of the staff meetings we spent an hour discussing suggestions that should be done to change the section (everyone but maybe 3 people said it was necessary) but after that nothing was decided and after another thread asking about what should be done was when this thread appeared:
http://forum.ragezone.com/f250/impor...hanges-560905/
Since then nothing has changed and if I'm being honest since Kurt and Josh started posting it has went back to what it was when it was Spamzilla...
(This is the average size of my posts in the mods section btw =P)
Crash
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Instead of giving him an infraction you should just put that giant spider in his bed and call it a day.
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http://i533.photobucket.com/albums/e...l_forecast.jpg
I think it would be in the best interest of everyone if this amazingly derailed topic was locked, for the sake of everyone's sanity. Set an example lads, it's only a spider eating the face off a bird :mellow:
