[+18] Thoughts that run through your head when caught?

Okay so I know theres hundreds of masturbation threads on ragezone, I may have even started some weird threads of my own.
But seriously I feel the need to talk to someone right now.
o.e;
So I'm browsing the porn, I love amateur and Asian stuff.
And so I'm staring at this picture for awhile while I'm rubbing my you know through my shorts. Next thing I know I hear the door creak open and I'm just paralyzed. I ctrl+tab to another tab but its more porn, only this is in a gallery view where you would have to look really close to see the thumbnails. So the person who walked in was my cousin, he walked behind me to grab the cordless phone and left. So I feel the need that I have to say something.
So I'm like
"Gregory"
He doesn't answer.
So after calling him 4 times I give up.
He comes back in and I'm like
"We missed the meteor shower."
So we exchange a few words and the stack of awkwardness blows over me, but I still feel awkward of course because he caught me.
I caught him a couple of times and hes caught me. Dx
I think there needs to be some sort of line drawn in masturbation where its
okay with all people as long as their not overdoing it.
I mean, your roommate walks in and you've got porn on the computer.
He should be able to say "Opps, damn she has nice tits." and leave.
But some people make it extremely awkward by not saying a thing and pretend they didn't see anything.
I'd rather be caught and someone say "Damn she has nice tits.
Then be caught and pretend like no one saw anything. x.x;

You know what I can't stand? When people put those annoying age tags in threads. It makes no sense what so ever, as if it's going to stop someone from viewing the thread, and a majority of the time, the person who posted the thread isn't even that age.

Oh right, cus masturbation has an age limit, obvcourse.

I have never been caught, btw.

Uh, personally I wasn't trying to stop people from viewing the thread who are underage.
I'm only 16 myself.
I just wanted to be mod-friendly with it.

Oh masa don't whip me.

I've never been caught o.O

If it was your cousin, I don't see what the big deal is. There's only two people I'd care if I got caught, and that'd be my mom, and sister, other then that, I could careless.

i've never been caught hurraaay! <3 multiple desktops and "light-control"

my thoughts are gtfo lemme finish we talk later

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Originally Posted by Rasta

If it was your cousin, I don't see what the big deal is. There's only two people I'd care if I got caught, and that'd be my mom, and sister, other then that, I could careless.

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+1 I agree lol. My mom would def. be the worst. I'd rather have my brother or my dad walk in on me.

as you get older you will start to realise that it doesn't matter what people think of you

so just continue wanking as usual and tell him to RTFM and die!

rtfm?

the FM where it says
http://www.pb.unimelb.edu.au/emergen...-door-sign.jpg

Hahaha, classic!

Luckily, I live alone.

careful with gregory, his name is suspicious. And besides, if a guy caught you and pretended as if he didn't saw anything... That suggests that he is a homosexual...

I was caught, but it made me more than evenly orgasmic. one night when a lady who was the same age I was happened to visit our place with her mother. She walked right in to call me and saw my 9' - big dusty dick whilst I was browsing through fhm; she smiled and blushed and carefully closed the door and waited outside, then I've done my pants up and escorted her to the living room. at that point then she kept on staring at me, shamefully with a smile. true story - Tl;dr.

P.s. You are ashamed because of your small dick. Truth must be told.
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IQstim, what if he's just not open about sexuality and is as much embarrassed as you?

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Originally Posted by Ambrosiax

So after calling him 4 times I give up.
He comes back in and I'm not
"We missed the meteor shower."

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I don't get that part, and that's happened to me but my friend was like, "LOL".

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Originally Posted by IQstim

careful with gregory, his name is suspicious. And besides, if a guy caught you and pretended as if he didn't saw anything... That suggests that he is a homosexual...

I was caught, but it made me more than evenly orgasmic. one night when a lady who was the same age I was happened to visit our place with her mother. She walked right in to call me and saw my 9' - big dusty dick whilst I was browsing through fhm; she smiled and blushed and carefully closed the door and waited outside, then I've done my pants up and escorted her to the living room. at that point then she kept on staring at me, shamefully with a smile. true story - Tl;dr.

P.s. You are ashamed because of your small dick. Truth must be told.
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Nope hes not homo, this reminds me of our taco bell trip.
So my cousin and I are at Taco Bell, and the guy to take our order looks really happy. We weren't sure if he was homo or just retarded. So before we order he ask us if we always run trains on girls (lots of guys, one girl).
We both looked at each other awkwardly then my cousin told him that he doesn't want to have sex while another guy is around. So we order and I take my cup and go to the fountain while he askes my cousin other weird questions like can he hook that guy up with some girls. My cousin slowly walks away and that guy begins to sweep to get closer to us.
It was really weird, his manager came out and they started talking in Spanish. If my cousin was gay, he wouldn't have felt so awkward and angry. Thats like sexual harassment, I didn't want to eat the taco bell afterwards. :[

P.s I've got the 9 incher. I was sliding it on my leg through my shorts because I would not want to be caught with my dick out when I know theres a chance that someone will come in. And theres no locks on the doors.

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Originally Posted by Laced

I don't get that part, and that's happened to me but my friend was like, "LOL".

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Opps I probably meant like.
It was 5 a.m Dx

"I try to make it as obvious as possible and I never get caught. It's like I have to put a TV advertisement for them to realize"

Greatest quote EVAR!

Never got caught :p
How can you actually get caught?

Usually I close the door and I fap. One day I didn't, and when I was done I saw it was open. I almost shit my pants. Luckily, I had realized that my mom left the house already. You forget the obvious when some scary shit happens. (My room is right across from the staircase, so when you go downstairs, you HAVE to walk past my room, sucks.)

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Originally Posted by LightWarrior

"I try to make it as obvious as possible and I never get caught. It's like I have to put a TV advertisement for them to realize"

Greatest quote EVAR!

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That's a smart idea.
Get some kind of signature to let people know its that time.
Like ohh hes listening to jazz!
I better come back later. D:

getting caught by your friend isn't a big deal. Getting caught by a parent is even worse.

why are you scared

im pretty sure everyone knows that males masturbate, if they are at a small age who gives a crap they will understand when they are older

nothing shameful of pleasuring yourself

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Originally Posted by TheAJ

why are you scared

im pretty sure everyone knows that males masturbate, if they are at a small age who gives a crap they will understand when they are older

nothing shameful of pleasuring yourself

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wacking off gives you cancer.

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Originally Posted by LightWarrior

wacking off gives you cancer.

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Noooooo.

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Originally Posted by LightWarrior

wacking off gives you cancer.

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It also makes one of your arms stronger than the other.

I've been doing it daily for years. I never get caught (:

My GF masturbates while at work, beat that.

I always make sure I'm alone when I masturbate, it's a bit akward to get caught.

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Originally Posted by LightWarrior

wacking off gives you cancer.

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Don't forget it can also make your eyesight worse and shrink your balls!

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Originally Posted by WulfgarXX

My GF masturbates while at work, beat that.

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that's lol

So..you just made a public post on a forum about how "Gregory" caught you beating your meat. Oh, and you have a roommate and you are 16? So ole' Greg is your brother right?

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Originally Posted by WulfgarXX

My GF masturbates while at work, beat that.

I always make sure I'm alone when I masturbate, it's a bit akward to get caught.

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Are you sure she's ever alone when she does it? :laugh:

next thing you'll know is that her boss got your gf pregnant

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Originally Posted by WulfgarXX

My GF masturbates while at work, beat that.

I always make sure I'm alone when I masturbate, it's a bit akward to get caught.

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i can beat that:cool:

Never been caught before.. Or well, when I was 16 or so I was home on new years eve and farmed honor in warsong gulch (world of warcraft) with Curse Gaming to reach Rank 14 before they implemented the new honor system.

I had a victory wank and I got caught. When I alt-tabbed up quickly my PC froze and I just shut down the monitor. I've never been so embarrassed in my life. Luckily they didn't see my wanking, only watching porn.

And yes, Victory wanks ftw.

Solution: Don't fap.

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Originally Posted by Kian2

So..you just made a public post on a forum about how "Gregory" caught you beating your meat. Oh, and you have a roommate and you are 16? So ole' Greg is your brother right?

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Ole' Gregory is my cousin, we share a room in my aunts house. :O

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Originally Posted by Mike

Are you sure she's ever alone when she does it? :laugh:

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I lol'd
Seriously where and why would she unless her boss was giving her a good dicking.

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Originally Posted by Flawz

Never been caught before.. Or well, when I was 16 or so I was home on new years eve and farmed honor in warsong gulch (world of warcraft) with Curse Gaming to reach Rank 14 before they implemented the new honor system.

I had a victory wank and I got caught. When I alt-tabbed up quickly my PC froze and I just shut down the monitor. I've never been so embarrassed in my life. Luckily they didn't see my wanking, only watching porn.

And yes, Victory wanks ftw.

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I often have myself a Victory wank as well.

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Originally Posted by Sparkly

Solution: Don't fap.

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impossible :(

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Originally Posted by WulfgarXX

My GF masturbates while at work, beat that.

I always make sure I'm alone when I masturbate, it's a bit akward to get caught.

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Means you ain't hittin it right.

I don't do anything, I just keep going.

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Originally Posted by WulfgarXX

My GF masturbates while at work, beat that.

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Lol, that's not something to beat.. Obviously she isn't getting satisfied :P.

showers ftw.. or get someone else to do it!

Man, I hate wanking it in the shower. It takes too long, then the water gets cold, and there's a risk of slipping and hurting myself. Not a risk I am willing to take.

Masterbate while riding a mechanical bull, it's uber.

hahaha, no way.. the hot water never gets cold.. oh masturbating on the rainbow donkey FTW!

How could we have forgotten the donkey?! Its colorful colors enable maximum pleasure.

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Originally Posted by Savage

Man, I hate wanking it in the shower. It takes too long, then the water gets cold, and there's a risk of slipping and hurting myself. Not a risk I am willing to take.

Masterbate while riding a mechanical bull, it's uber.

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Wet semen feels like a new material.
o.O

lol fail sorry spam

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Originally Posted by WulfgarXX

My GF masturbates while at work, beat that.

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... self-owned.

My grandmother found my dildo underneat my bed I was shocked.

never got caught. always stick the radio on when im with my bf tho. shame that kiss 100 have adverts about erection problems and then we start cracking up. we just find it ironic.

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Originally Posted by DixieGirl0_0

My grandmother found my dildo underneat my bed I was shocked.

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That's a new one... :ehh:

Nothing. Most of the times, when I do get caught (by ladies/girls) they ask if they can ride it, get it? OH