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Amy Wolfe, one of the subjects of a documentary about objectum sexuals (people who fall in love with objects) we posted on, is set to wed the amusement park ride she's had an on-again-off-again relationship with for 10 years.
Yep, it's real. However i am amused as to how you can have a "on-again-off-again relationship" with something which just sits there... she must be very moody.
It would be the fat weirdo chick with a shaved head. So predictable.
It was a pun on the fact that she only visits the ride 10 times per year. Hence getting "on and off again"Quote:
Originally Posted by Rishwin
What a FREAK, shouldnt even allow her to do it, and shouldnt let her go.
Exactly what I was thinking... :glare:Quote:
Originally Posted by Savage
Pretty weird, but i've seen a person that was objsexual with the Eifel Tower, there was a video of her having sex with it.
"This might be a weird thought, but how the hell can gay people still not legally marry in most of the US but is this woman able to marry an amusement park ride?"
Qouted for the fucking truth. This is wrong on so many levels.
This is preposterous, a person who is allowed to marry an object?
I mean come on, I'm a rather liberal person but this breaks the limits
She should get a treatment for that instead of people supporting something that just has no sense. People in love with objects certainly have a mental defect
lol if she marries the amusement park and a year later she decides to go through a divorce will she end up with 50% of the amusement park?
Yeah it's real :)
You know the worst part about it?
Their relationship is going to have so many up's and down.
:D
lol thats messed up XD BTW your sig freaks me out, can't tell if that guys in pain or not lol
Who said 1001 Nacht liked her back? Shouldn't it have a say in all of this?
She looks to big for it anyways :o
lol what a freak
same hereQuote:
Originally Posted by Savage
No? the ride isn't that stupid. He'll make her sign a prenup :laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Limite
Whoa so many weird people appearing on the internet nowadays a man that fell in love with pikachu and now this, its crazy how there's so many mental ill people out there.
Just wait till she's pregnant with it's child.
Also, only reason it's a he is because it's long and hard.
I decided to look into a bit more.
Another thing here with the same woman, talking about how she feels sexually about that ride, a woman that's attracted to fences and likes to get physical with them, and one lady who makes love to her bow at night.
And I wasn't surprised at all, but she also has Asperger's.
http://jezebel.com/5146666/objectum-...ecome-intimate
and for Cancel Man:Quote:
Amy Wolf is in love with a fairground ride called 1001 Nacht, for which she writes poetry. Based on appearances, she seems like an out-and-proud lesbian, but has no interest in humans. She also loves a church banister, a banister in her home, and the Empire State building. Having connected through an OS people forum on the internet, Erika goes to visit Amy. (Both women are said to have Asperger's and share a history of abuse.) They go to the fairground to see 1001 Nacht. In the clip above, Amy is left alone to have an intimate moment with the ride, while Erika goes for a walk. She happens upon a picket fence and feels an immediate attraction.
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Erika La Tour Eiffel married the Eiffel Tower and then took its name. But she doesn't like referring to the structure as "it" because "calling something an 'it' instantly means it's inanimate." She gets "a sense" of an object's gender. According to her, the Eiffel Tower is female.
After suffering abuse as a child, and bouncing between foster homes, she joined the US Air Force but during her training, was sexually assaulted, and defended herself with a Japanese sword, which was her lover at the time. She refused to part with the sword, and was discharged from the military for psychological reasons. She then fell in love with an archery bow — she became a US medal champion in archery — but her feelings for the bow waned after time and she moved on to bigger things, literally, as in: tourist attractions. On their one-year anniversary, Erika goes back to visit the Eiffel Tower to consummate their marriage. She lifts up her skirt, and straddles one of the beams with "no barrier" between them.
o wow... im speachless after that last post... to say the least
"So what's it like being married to a rollercoaster?"
"It has its ups and downs."
Thank you ladies and gentlemen you've been a great audience
Wow... some people in this world still make me wonder sometimes... :S
Lol sitting on the top of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cancel Man
Sweet Jesus.
That "woman" is sick. She definitively needs mental help.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LMFAO WAY TO FUNNY
making me laugh 4ever