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Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?
I lol'd at this website for about 20 minutes.
Check it out :)
http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/
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Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?
I lol'd at this website for about 20 minutes.
Check it out :)
http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Love this one lol - I'd bet half the time you'd get a chick to say "50%!"
Get your ass in that fucking car now or I will blow your brains out with this .44 magnum.
haha the crude pickup-lines r such a win!
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? !! im using this one epic
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Originally Posted by Savage
I'm gonna use that one :D
"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"
and
"Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one."
Those two are pretty good I think.